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Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	266	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Star Shards Collected:	149	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

buyer beware, cautionary tale, CRAZE, crowdfunding, crowdfunding campaign, Disappointment, failed project, financial decision, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, indie game, Investment, kickstarter, Minecraft, negative experience, regret, Server, video games, Waste of Money, worst game

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1457
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2481	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5763	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?