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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4815 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 4685 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.