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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 978 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4218 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
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You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?
Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!
So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!
