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DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex

Abandoned, Breeder, broke up, Cash, decision, dog, DoggoDrama, ex boyfriend, Expenses, frat, involvement, MONEY, puppy, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, selfish, solution, supplies, threatened, vet bills

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible frat boys trying to pawn off their responsibilities on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.

Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!

SnackCraftMadness

bizarre eats, bizarre meal combos, eccentric eating habits, meal combo, odd food choices, odd pairing, out-of-the-ordinary eats, outlandish food, peculiar food combinations, peculiar meals, quirky dishes, quirky snacks, SnackCraftMadness, strange cuisine, strange food pairings, unconventional meal ideas, unconventional snacks, unique snacks, unusual food, unusual meal choices, weird snack

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2926	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old snacks and meals? Well, look no further because our server is serving up the weirdest and wildest snack combos you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a block of cheese on top of a slice of watermelon, sprinkled with cocoa powder and topped with a dollop of whipped cream. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to create your own insane snack combos while battling zombies, building epic structures, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you can come up with the craziest snack combo of them all, you’ll be crowned the Snack King of the server and win a lifetime supply of virtual cheese and watermelon (don’t ask us where it comes from, just enjoy it).

So come on down to our server and get ready to snack, build, and conquer like never before. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite snack combo along the way!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods

1.20.1, animations, Create, Discord, Fabric, Factions, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Qol, Server, Shaders, StahlfaustMC, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla, voice chat, Waystones, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival/factions server with over 140 mods!Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack.

Naming just a few:

Voice ChatDistant Horizons (with

The full mod list can be viewed here.

Some server-side mods include:

TectonicTerralithFactionsWaystonesVanilla+ weapons, among

We look forward to seeing you!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods Minecraft Server

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AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

Adult, age difference, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Argument, criticism, DATING, double standards, high school, ignorance, judgment, Maturity, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, normalniggers, prejudice, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, wealth

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Votes:	9164

Are you tired of boring old servers where people judge you for your age gap relationships? Well, on our server, we celebrate love in all its forms, no matter how many years separate you and your partner! Join us and experience a world where judgmental normies are banned and love knows no bounds!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get the chance to participate in our Million Dollar Challenge! That’s right, if you can prove you’d be a millionaire if you had a million dollars, you’ll win a prize so epic, it’ll make your head spin! So come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

FunkyCraft Minecraft Server

70s, 80s, Community, Dance, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, FunkyCraft, Groove, humor, jokes, Know The Difference, memes, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, Rhythm, Server, Trash thread, vintage

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “Know The Difference edition” that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can build entire cities with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is the “Know The Difference edition”? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KidzKraft Minecraft Server

active listening, bedtime routine, child care, clinginess, Communication, compromise, Emotional support, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, KidzKraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, relationship issues, self-care, Server, social time, tantrums, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ores Mined:	839	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing family life and social time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, just like the gossip at happy hour!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a virtual world while juggling kids, work, and a clingy 3-year-old who just won’t go to bed without you. Will you be able to handle the pressure like this husband did, or will you crack under the virtual parenting stress?

Join now for a chance to prove your multitasking skills and see if you can survive the chaos of Minecraft family life. Who knows, you might even pick up some parenting tips along the way (or not, we’re not really about that here). Let the madness begin!

WeddingWarsCraft

affair partner, DAUGHTER, Disrespected, emotional impact, estranged mom, family dynamics, funding, healing experience, milestone events, missing birthdays, parental roles, rekindling relationships, Resentment, Single dad, special day, stable environment, Support, walk down the aisle, Wedding, WeddingWarsCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life conflicts, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. No estranged moms or heated arguments allowed here!

With our community of players who prioritize fun and creativity, you’ll never have to worry about choosing sides or feeling disrespected. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can walk down the aisle with your favorite Minecraft pet!

So join us now and leave the real-world drama behind. After all, who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

chuckles, comedian, comedy, dad jokes, DadJokesDirtyHumor, dirty humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jests, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, sarcasm, satire, Server, slapstick, stand up, wisecracks, Witty

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6713	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ArabCraft: Minecraft Server

ArabCraft, assets, bonds, Diplomacy, EU, Europe, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investments, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Russian, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, Seize, sell off, Server, threat, Threaten

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	128	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can make saudi arabia back off? well, our server is so lit that even saudi arabia was like “yo, we gonna sell off europe’s bonds if u mess with us.” like, who knew playing minecraft could have such power, right? join our server and become a virtual powerhouse that even countries fear. plus, we have diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with enchanted weapons. so what u waiting for? join now and show saudi arabia who’s boss in the virtual world!

GenZBlameGame

age discrimination, Ageism, blame game, Cultural differences, generational clashes, Generational conflict, generational gap, generational stereotypes, GenZBlameGame, intergenerational relationships, intergenerational tension, millennial bashing, social dynamics, societal challenges, societal criticism, societal issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, youth criticism, youth culture, youth empowerment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Meteorites Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so, like, u know how older peeps always be like “ugh, kids these days, always on their phones and stuff”? well, on this server, we don’t discriminate against age! we welcome all the youngins and the oldies to come together and build some epic stuff!

we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items in the game. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. trust me, it’s like a treasure hunt but with creepers trying to blow you up!

our community is so lit, we have parties every night where we dance around a bonfire and sing campfire songs. it’s like a virtual summer camp, but with less bug spray and more diamonds.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. they’ll grant you unlimited diamonds, the ability to fly without wings, and a pet dragon that breathes fire. okay, maybe not the last one, but a girl can dream, right?

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the coolest Minecraft gang around. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something. in that case, maybe stick to solitaire.