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Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6430	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	New Chunks Explored:	572826

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	344220	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Crops Grown:	2753	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, Characters, Community, crazycraft, current, delusions, discussion, fan theories, forum, internet culture, Manga, mental health, Obsession, online personalities, Otaku, PARANOIA, Reign, schizophrenia, schizos, social media, SUPREME, Top, top schizos

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	79	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

Snapcraft: Where Creepers Send Dirty Messages

adult content, CREEPERS, DIRTY, explicit, flirty, Forbidden, INTIMATE, messages, Naughty, photos, Private, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secretive, seductive, Send, sexting, Sexy, Snap, snapchat, Snapcraft, tantalizing, Videos

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchantments Applied:	133
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8042	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!

CraftyCrossposters: LOL Minecraft Server for Anons & Memers!

accomplishment, Anons, APPRECIATIVE, BTW anons, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital World, Grateful, help out, internet culture, lol, MEMBERSHIP, memers, Minecraft, non-pozzed world, Online Community, online forums, online support, premium account, Purchase, Server, small price, social media, Support

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Animals Bred:	87	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us and embark on INSANE quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most EPIC structures you can imagine. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest adventurers can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within. Will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our LEGENDARY Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, it’s worth every penny to escape the pozzed world and enter a realm of pure AWESOMENESS!