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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9464 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in without the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “potato”).
But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers from evil witches, and even riding unicorns into battle. And did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds the size of your head.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!