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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

JealousyChokeCraft

allergic reaction, ENGAGEMENT, family communication, family conflict resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family luncheon, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Jealousy, jealousy consequences, jealousy issues, jealousy management, JealousyChokeCraft, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: a family luncheon turns into a chaotic mess when a surprise Saint Bernard dog crashes the party, causing allergies and pregnancy announcements to collide in a hilarious disaster. Will you be the one to bring the dog inside, risking it all for the sake of family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Toasts turn into roasts, jealousy runs rampant, and siblings duke it out in a battle of wits and insults. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown of family feuds?

Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest family gathering you’ve ever seen, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and laughter!

NoFriendsMC SMP

Authenticity, BETRAYAL, Exclusivity, fake friends, friendship, friendship boundaries, friendship ethics, friendship philosophy, friendship quotes, friendship values, Human nature, interpersonal connections, loyalty, meaningful relationships, NoFriendsMC, relationships, smp, social circles, social dynamics, social psychology, true friends, Trust

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Are you tired of being a friend to everyone and getting nothing in return? Join our Minecraft SMP where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are as common as creepers blowing up your house!

In this server, being a friend to everyone will only get you stabbed in the back (metaphorically, of course). Make alliances with other players, but always keep one eye open for that inevitable betrayal.

So if you’re ready to throw friendship out the window and embrace the chaos of a constantly changing social landscape, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

DejaCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Déjà Vu

cognitive phenomenon, déjà, deja vu, deja vu experience, déjà vu moment, DejaCraft, eerie, Familiar, Memory, Minecraft, Mysterious, odd, past experience, Repetition, strange, strange feeling, strange phenomenon, strange sensation, Surprise, Ultimate, Uncanny, unexpected, unexplained, weird

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server will give you a sense of déjà vu like you’ve never experienced before!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll find yourself in a never-ending loop of mining diamonds, building epic structures, and battling mobs that seem oddly familiar. But beware, because on this server, even the creepers have a sense of déjà vu and will explode in the same spot over and over again!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have all experienced the same glitch in the matrix? Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you’ll unlock the secret to breaking free from the déjà vu loop and ascending to Minecraft heaven (whatever that means)!

Don’t miss out on the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about the game!

Marina Network

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, java edition, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Marina Network, Minecraft, Minecraft 1.21, multiplayer, Payouts, Prizes, Roleplay, Shops, smp, Survival, Thrill, Trading

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Discover the thrill of Marina Network SMP, where Economy and Survival gameplay come to life! Claim land, build shops, and trade with fellow players in a vibrant world. Compete on our leaderboards for exciting payouts and participate in regular events with fantastic prizes. Now updated for Minecraft 1.21 and available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Start your adventure at Marina Network SMP today!

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BlockBusters: Where you can smash blocks and friendships at the same time! Join now for some semi-vanilla chaos!

blockbusters, blocks, Bluemap, Chaos, cheating prevention, Combat log, combat tag system, democratic changes, discord server, excellent gameplay, FoxAddition, FRIENDSHIPS, Griefing allowed, Growing Community, Java version 1.21.1, Join, Moderators, Plugins, PvP experience, PVPMANAGER, Semivanilla, server maintenance, SMASH, smp, spigot server, Time, world reset, XCatch

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BlockBusters SMP Server Overview

Server IP	blockbusters.v6.rocks
Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2g1Nsv462I
Wiki	https://blockbusters.fandom.com/wiki/BlockBusters_Wiki
Map	http://blockbusters.v6.rocks:8123/
Discord	https://dsc.gg/blockbusters

We are running a Spigot server for the newest Java version 1.21.1 with a few plugins to improve the gameplay, guaranteeing an excellent PvP experience. Griefing is allowed but will be moderated if extensively used. We do not plan any world reset and run our server 24/7 with only minor shutdowns for maintenance purposes.

Our community is constantly growing, and we decide all changes democratically, involving all members.

What We Offer

⚔️ Providing PvP by using the PvPManager plugin, combining a combat tag system with the prevention of combat log

🌍 Viewing the world in your browser provided by BlueMap without showing player locations and underground bases

🔒 Preventing cheating using the plugins FoxAddition & XCatch and manual interference by the moderators

If you are interested, please join our Discord server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed but will be moderated if extensively used.
Do you plan any world resets?	No, we do not plan any world resets.
How often does the server undergo maintenance?	We only have minor shutdowns for maintenance purposes and run the server 24/7.
How are decisions made in the community?	All changes are decided democratically, involving all members of the community.
What plugins are used for PvP and cheating prevention?	We use PvPManager for PvP and prevent cheating using FoxAddition & XCatch plugins.

Crafty D2G Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News and streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Post-TI shuffles, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate crossover between Dota 2 and Minecraft!

Imagine building your very own Dota 2 inspired creations, like a giant Pudge statue made entirely out of diamond blocks, or a replica of the Aegis of the Immortal in your base. And don’t worry, our server has all the guides and updates you need to stay on top of your game.

But that’s not all! We have insane lore events where you can battle it out in epic Dota 2 themed PvP battles. Will you be the next TI champion or will you end up like a creep in the jungle? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Dota 2 Minecraft madness begin!

Oceanic Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, asylum seekers, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, global citizenship, global movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international borders, Migration, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, muzzies, North Africans, Oceanic, pajeets, prejudice, Refugees, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, travel, Xenophobia

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we have North Africans, pajeets, and muzzies crossing oceans, seas, and mountains just to get a pic with our epic builds!

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just for being a part of our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why North Africans, pajeets, and muzzies are willing to go to such great lengths just for a pic on our server! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBods Fitness Club

BlockyBods, body image, body positivity, bogus, club, FITNESS, fitspiration, Gender norms, gendered body ideals, HARMFUL, health information, incorrect information, influencers, Misinformation, online culture, sample, social media, study, tiktok, trends, Videos, wellness

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Yo, bruh, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of blocky goodness. We got pigs that can fly, cows that drop diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a castle made of gold blocks? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Easy peasy. Want a taco that never runs out of guac? We gotchu, fam.

And if that ain’t enough to convince u, just know that our server is protected by a squad of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans.

Semi-Banana EVO CIVS: Where geese run free and roleplay gets real (14+)

7k x 7k, alliances, Application Process, Canals, Civs, crafting recipes, Diplomacy, dynamic, evo, free, Geese, governmental structures, JAVA 1.21-1.21.1, Nation building, Nether travel disabled, persistent world, Player actions, player-driven worldbuilding, Rails, real, Roads, Roleplay, RUN, Semi-Vanilla Experience, SemiBanana, strict rules, technological eras, Trade, vibrant world, Writing

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EVO CIVS Server Overview
Game Version:	JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement:	14+
Discord:	https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

FAQ:

No Towny:	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom Crafting Recipes:	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a semi-vanilla experience.
Strict Rules:	Against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

blocky, community dynamics, digital exodus, digital migration, forum, good threads, internet culture, internet forums, Migration, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old news, online communities, Online platforms, online presence, reddit, Screenshots, Server, Shenanigans, social media, social-networking, twitter, user engagement, virtual communities

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Are you tired of being a normie on Twitter and Reddit? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the OGs hang out? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are at! We have legendary players who can build entire cities in a day and defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Plus, we have secret underground bases filled with diamonds and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So why are you still wasting time on those other sites? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	192
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8800	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3478	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mines Excavated:	2458
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Crops Grown:	4851
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7161
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

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BlockBusters SMP Server Overview

What We Offer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!