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Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	7090
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crops Grown:	1622	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	812309

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2979	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	2734
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!