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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Buildings Constructed:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Emeralds Found:	8887
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Crops Grown:	1849	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7495
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Animals Bred:	86	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	550
Divine Spears Created:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Votes:	721
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	163	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud