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Purple or Die

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	757529	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between red and blue teams? Well, on our server, you get to choose between team blue or team PURPLE! Why purple, you ask? Because purple is the color of royalty, and on our server, you’ll feel like the king or queen of Minecraft!

Join team blue if you’re feeling a little blue and need some cheering up. Join team purple if you’re feeling fancy and fabulous. But beware, the purple team has a secret weapon – flying unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns! Yes, you read that right. Flying unicorns with rainbow lasers. Need we say more?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs red and blue when you can have blue and PURPLE? Let the battle of the colors begin!

Shady Menagerie of Awkwardness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9973
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and hello to Boitummydition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boitummydition and discovered a magical land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. The player embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Along the way, they battled evil unicorns, rode on rainbow-colored minecarts, and even befriended a group of singing Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and potions of infinite bacon. And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the last player standing gets to ride a giant chicken around the map.

So what are you waiting for? Join Boitummydition today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft Memelord Server

Memelord, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	197	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where all the /b/tards gather to unleash their chaotic creativity! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, troll unsuspecting players with explosive pranks, and engage in epic meme battles.

Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land in search of worthy adversaries to challenge to meme duels. Will you be able to outwit him with your dank meme skills?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper Cult, who worship their explosive deity and will stop at nothing to blow up your precious creations. Can you survive their onslaught and emerge victorious?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers)!

Blocky Blunders: The Server Where Everything Goes ‘>flips’

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Enchantments Applied:	210	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… clean? Well, come join our server where we take stinkiness to a whole new level!

Our server is so stinky that even the pigs are wearing gas masks! When you log on, you’ll be greeted with the delightful aroma of rotting zombie flesh and sulfuric lava pits. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of air fresheners scattered around to keep you from passing out.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you flip, you’ll become even stinkier! That’s right, with each flip, you’ll gain a new layer of stench that will make even the bravest player run for the hills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the stinkiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hold your nose while you play.

BabyCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone’s popping out babies left and right? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the average age for having kids is… well, nonexistent! That’s right, on our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Say goodbye to dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination. Join us now and start building your child-free paradise today!

Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	683	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy X of Minecraft servers!

Join us and relive your childhood memories of thinking Final Fantasy X is the best game ever. But wait, there’s more! As you level up in our server, you’ll enter adolescence and start thinking Final Fantasy X is just juvenile mediocrity. And finally, when you reach adulthood, you’ll realize that Final Fantasy X is actually the best game ever!

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and epic adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and philosophical?

Crafty Love Quest

Boundaries, break up, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, Disappointment, doubts, emotions, Fauna, growth, introspection, love, moving on, perfect women, Quest, red flags, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Trust, uncertainty

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Towns Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated ladies never give you the “ick” and are always perfect companions. Join now and find your virtual soulmate in the world of blocks and adventures. Who needs real relationships when you have fauna in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to dating drama!

SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1415	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chat

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3093
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned a hero so powerful, they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one hit. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret guides and links that will help you conquer every challenge that comes your way. Need to know the best strategy for taking down a horde of creepers? We got you covered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Fire Emblem Heroes master. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to emerge from our pixelated world.