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Struggle SMP: Where ‘prosper’ is just a fancy way of saying ‘die a lot’

Anarchy, Builders, Community, crossplay, dedicated players, Die, discord server, Fancy, Gaming, Griefers, hackers, LOT, Mature, new members, Projects, Prosper, respectful, rules, smp, Struggle, Variety of Games, Welcoming

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.

Description

Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, as long as you join the discord server and follow the rules.
Are griefers allowed on the server?	No, griefers are not allowed. Respect other players and their builds.
Is hacking allowed?	No, hacking is not allowed. Play fair and have fun!
What kind of community is this server?	We have a friendly and mature community that enjoys playing Minecraft together.

Lolis Protect Minecraft Server

Anime, bad actors, cute, deities, Effective, Fan Service, FANTASY, GATES, Guardians, hobbies, Lolis, MAGICAL, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Protectors, Roleplay, Server, shotas, Small, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ores Mined:	6248
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mines Excavated:	1604
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where lolis are the key to protecting your precious hobbies! These small deities will fend off any bad actors trying to ruin your fun, but here’s the catch – the more fan service you give them, the stronger they become! Sorry shotas, you’re just not as effective in this realm.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a sprinkle of questionable fan service. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on, join us and let the lolis guide you to victory (and maybe a few awkward moments)!

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft, sais, smp, VIE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Farms Harvested:	675	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5851

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Acne vs Marriage Minecraft Server

acne, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional exhaustion, emotional impact, emotional outburst, Family issues, Generational conflict, Marriage, marriage problems, Minecraft, parental criticism, parental dynamics, parents, personal boundaries, personal space, relationships, Resentment, self esteem, Server, snappy remarks, teenage angst

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	271	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family drama like this poor Minecraft player? Well, come join our server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more pesky parents pointing out your acne, just pure, blocky fun. Plus, if you ever feel the urge to make a snappy remark, just type it in the chat and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

BroTaxBlocker

BroTaxBlocker, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance dispute, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance distribution, inheritance rights, property taxes, sibling rivalry, will dispute

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, inheritance drama, and GoFundMe campaigns!

Just like Jason trying to get his hands on that sweet inheritance money, you’ll be fighting tooth and nail to claim your spot on our server. Will you be the one left out of the will, or will you come out on top like a true Minecraft champion?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through family feuds and financial struggles. And hey, if you need help with your taxes, just set up a GoFundMe – it worked for Jason, after all!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of inheritance drama like never before. Who needs a boring old will when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, Happiness Love Health Time Experiences Freedom Security Knowledge Comfort Peace of mind Opportunities Quality Relationships Memories Education Travel Luxury Wellness Fulfillment Success

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Votes:	8744
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Forget about money, the best thing you can get is a spot on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true! So if you want to live out your wildest dreams in Minecraft, join our server now and who knows what magical adventures await you!

BelugaSpyCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, Beluga whale, BelugaSpyCraft, covert mission, Endangered species, Espionage, espionage allegations, espionage controversy, espionage scandal, espionage tactics, intelligence operation, marine intelligence, marine life, marine mammal, Minecraft, Russian Spy, Server, Shot, Surveillance, undercover, undercover operation, Whistleblower, wildlife conservation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3027
Dimension Hops:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so like, u ever heard of a beluga whale being a spy? well, on our server, we got beluga whales that are legit russian spies. they swim around, gathering intel and stuff. it’s like a whole underwater espionage mission going on. join our server to uncover the secrets of the russian spy beluga whales. plus, they drop cool loot when u defeat them in battle. it’s like a spy thriller but in minecraft. come join the fun and see if u can outsmart these sneaky whales.

PutinHuntersMC

arrest, controversy, criticism, criticizes, current events, Diplomacy, EU, european union, Failing.., Failure, international relations, law enforcement, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinHuntersMC, russia, summit, Visit, world news

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Votes:	3306	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

AI CHIEF – Cancer Crusher & Gene Genie

advanced algorithms, AI tool, Artificial Intelligence, Cancer, cancer cell detection, chief, computer vision, crusher, data analysis, deep learning, DNA patterns, Gene, Genes, génie, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, Medical research, Precision medicine, predicting patient outcomes, State-of-the-art, Technology, treatment response, tumor origin identification

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Animals Bred:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6099
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW AI TOOL CALLED CHIEF DAT BEATS ALL DA OTHER AI TOOLS BY 36 PERCENT! DIS TOOL CAN DETECT CANCER CELLS, FIND WHERE DA TUMORS COME FROM, PREDICT HOW PATIENTS GONNA DO, AND SPOT GENES AND DNA STUFF FOR TREATMENT! U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA TECH ANYWHERE ELSE, COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET CHIEF BLOW YO MIND!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, nba 2k25, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	532	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Joe Knows is a seasoned expert in the field of digital marketing and entrepreneurship. With over a decade of experience, Joe has helped numerous businesses improve their online presence and grow their revenue through strategic marketing campaigns. Known for his innovative ideas and results-driven approach, Joe is dedicated to helping businesses achieve their goals and reach their target audience effectively.