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Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Animals Bred:	196
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	602129
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Farms Harvested:	303
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	7752
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, brand reputation, chuuba apparel, clothing durability, comfort, comfortable, customer satisfaction, Durability, fabric quality, fit, Good Quality, long-lasting, low-quality fabric, Minecraft, print durability, print longevity, PRINTS, reviews, shady brand, smp, Washing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

beat the shit out of me, can’t create a thread, challenge, Competition, creating a thread, desire, error, Fighting, Frustration, Girlfriend, Joined, Minecraft, mistake, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, oh fuck, Oops, relationship, replied in a thread, Server, spar, sparring partner, thread creation., Title

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	1263

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

art assets, Artistic, character design, Concept Art, digital art, game art, game art direction, game art style, game assets, game assets creation, game development, game graphics, game illustrations, gaming industry, in-game art, Minecraft, miner, official art, official artwork, official illustrations, smp, video game art, Video Game Design, visual design

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5608	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime ships, controversial, cute, Fandom, fanfiction, forbidden love, Japanese culture, Kino, Loli, loli x shota, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Server, shota, taboo, underage, young love

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	259	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Emeralds Found:	4369	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

Analysis, archaeology, British History, commentary, controversial, critique, documentary, History, Honest, interview, media personality, Neil Oliver, opinionated, outspoken, scotland, social commentary, television presenter, uk, Unfiltered

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	7389
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.