🍆💦Cryquot Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Hijab-FreeCraft: No More Morality Police

cultural norms, equality, freedom, gender equality, Headscarf, Hijab, HijabFreeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Islamic law, MIDDLE EAST, morality, Morality Police, Police, president, punishment, religious freedom, social change, strict dress code, UN, violence, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and be whoever u wanna be? well, on this server, u can be the president of iran! u can make all the rules and stuff. but get this, u can also make it so that the morality police can’t bother women about wearing the hijab headscarf anymore! u can be the hero who saves all the women from getting in trouble for what they wear. join this server and be the change u wanna see in the world! plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are just as awesome as u. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the president of iran in minecraft!

Dragon Craft, where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Join today for a roaring good time!

Adults, Armor statues, BUILD, Bundles, Chill, Community, Craft, cream, Datapacks, Dragon.., ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Good, Ice, Join, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portals, player heads, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Roaring, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Time, Today, Updates, Vanilla

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Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy the game together within a 20k world border.
Does the world reset with every Minecraft update?	No, the world will expand with every update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without fear of losing progress.
What kind of experience does the server offer?	Draconicraft offers a chill, respectful experience for adults to play together.
What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
Where can I get more information and join the server?	Join our Discord Server at https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr and fill out our application form to get started!

Blocky Pride Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, AMERICANS, blocky, controversy, cultural norms, discrimination, distinguished man, Diversity, equality, fagness, Homophobia, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, lgbtqwertyuiop, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, pride, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a rainbow explosion of fun and chaos! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in blocky land.

We’ve got unicorns roaming the plains, talking cows giving out quests, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our custom rainbow-colored diamond armor – it’s fabulous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who can grant you three wishes if you can catch them. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Sweet!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most colorful Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fagness and lgbtqwertyuiop madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient

Chronic pain, constant headaches, headache, headache awareness, headache causes, headache diagnosis, headache management, headache medication, headache prevention, headache relief, headache remedies, headache specialist, headache support, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, health issue, medical condition, Minecraft, patient, smp, SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS, treatment options

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your constant headaches! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS while building your dream base and battling other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

PeeBreakMC Server

aita, basement bathroom, bat shit, bathroom routine, Boundaries, brat behavior, Communication, hate, insane behavior, Knocking, love, MARRIED, PeeBreakMC, personal space, pooping, privacy, relationship, Server, shower, upstairs bathroom, Wife

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Are you tired of being interrupted while pooping by your significant other who just HAS to pee at the same time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of bathroom sharing! On our server, you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any interruptions. No more knocking on the door mid-poop, just peaceful gaming and uninterrupted bathroom breaks. Say goodbye to top brat behavior and hello to a poop in peace paradise! Join now and reclaim your bathroom sanity!

DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled

absent parent, aita, BDay, bio mom, birthday wish, DAUGHTER, DaughterCraft, family, feelings, fulfilled, Gifts, Guilt, hate, love, mother figure, Party, Promises, relationships, spoiled brat, Support, Surprise, sweet 16, teenager

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for the most intense family drama you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: a sweet 16 birthday party where the birthday girl wants her absentee bio-mom (who’s a total POS) to show up. Will she come? Will the stepmom throw a fit? Will the dad be caught in the middle of it all?

But wait, there’s more! The stepmom refuses to participate in the birthday surprise because she’s convinced the dad is choosing bio-mom over her. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join now for a Minecraft experience filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the drama – join today!

YouthfulYields Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, budgeting, career development, education, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, financial literacy, good start, Investment, Life, Long-term goals, Minecraft, personal growth, Planning, retirement planning, risk management, savings, self improvement, skill-building, smp, wealth building, young person, YouthfulYields

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Looking to secure your future in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP and watch your virtual investments pay off in diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg or two!

Forget about boring real-life investments like stocks and bonds, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you should invest in a creeper farm or a slime farm first.

Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who will randomly drop stacks of enchanted golden apples on unsuspecting players. So why waste your time with traditional investments when you could be living it up in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps? Join now and start building your fortune one block at a time!

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crops Grown:	8785
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crops Grown:	5958	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Groundbreaking Cryquot Minecraft Servers

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

Stats November 22, 2024

TFMC Realm Overview

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

2. How can I join the server?

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Retire in Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Dragon Craft, where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Join today for a roaring good time!

Stats November 22, 2024

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient

Stats November 22, 2024

PeeBreakMC Server

Stats November 22, 2024

DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled

Stats November 22, 2024

YouthfulYields Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	9612	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Items Found:	8790	Potions Brewed:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11