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PoodleMixMadness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo, if u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, u gotta hear dis crazy story. so, like, there was dis scientist dude who was like, “yo, let’s make some super healthy designer dogs by crossbreeding poodles.” but guess what? turns out, it was all a lie! dem crossbreed dogs ain’t even healthier than da purebreds!

so, like, if u wanna join dis server, u gotta be ready for some wild adventures. we got crazy builds, epic quests, and even a secret underground dog breeding lab (jk, dat part ain’t true). but seriously, join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb diggity. trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for LALIGA EA SPORTS Minecraft Server?

barca, barcelona, Dani Olmo, ea, EA Sports, FC Barcelona, FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid Highlights, FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid resumen, Ferran Torres goal, football, Goal, gol, goles, hat trick, highlights, Highlights FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid, Kounde goal, laliga, laliga ea sports, LALIGA Resumen, Lewandowski goal, Liga, Minecraft, Raphinha hat trick, resumen, Resumen Barça, Resumen Barcelona, Resumen FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid, Resumen LALIGA, Resumen Valladolid, Server, sports, valladolid

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

LALIGA EA SPORTS is a partnership between LaLiga, Spain’s top football league, and EA SPORTS, a leading video game developer. It brings the excitement and thrill of LaLiga’s top teams and players to fans around the world through the popular FIFA video game series. With realistic graphics, gameplay and official licenses, LALIGA EA SPORTS allows players to experience the intensity of LaLiga matches in the comfort of their own homes.

✨ Aeltheria: Where Villagers have better job security than actual people

Actual, Adventures, Aeltheria, Auctions, collection, cosmetic, Currency, Economy, Equipment, FANTASY, Fishing, Job, Lands, Lore, Magic, Npcs, Path, people, plushies, Quests, Ranking, SECURITY, smp, Storage, titles, Treasures, villagers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6839
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. If you prefer a more classic experience, Vanalia offers vanilla generation. Each world is brimming with lore and hidden treasures! 🌌
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more! Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector. The best part? You don’t have to pick just one job—you can experience them all from the beginning! 🏗️🌳
Immersive NPCs	Meet our friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith. Each NPC has their own story and quests to offer! 🏗️🔨
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection, fishing has never been this exciting! Discover special chests and trade your trinkets for fishing keys, which contain exclusive wraps, powerful rods, and more! 🐟✨
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server. Petals are used for cosmetic changes only, so you won’t miss out on anything by not purchasing them. 🌸🎁
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear. These wraps are removable and tradeable, adding a personal touch to your equipment! ⚔️✨
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank! This convenient feature helps manage your multiple jobs and offers additional storage options as you rank up. 📈🗃️
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for one of many adorable plushies. Collect them all and enjoy their cuteness! 🧸💕

And that’s just the beginning! Aeltheria features a player-driven economy, auctions, numerous custom titles, and so much more. We’re just getting started, and we can’t wait for you to join the adventure!

Join Us Now:

Server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/qhK4Cf7wFb
Website: aeltheria.com

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: You can join the server by entering the IP play.aeltheria.com in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. You can find the rules on our website or Discord server.
Q: Can I create my own custom jobs on the server?	A: Currently, we only offer a set of predefined jobs for players to choose from. However, we are always open to suggestions and feedback from our community.
Q: How can I earn Petals?	A: Petals can be earned through various gameplay activities such as voting, ranking up, and participating in chat games. They can also be purchased to support the server.

DemonLordMC Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Demon, DemonLordMC, FANTASY, Gender Identity, gender transformation, Hero, Level 1 Demon Lord, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, One-Room Hero, relationships, romance, Server, shape shifting, shapeshifter, Supernatural, transformation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4560	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Star Shards Collected:	150	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can marry a Shapeshifter and never have a dull moment! Imagine the possibilities – one day your partner could be a beautiful princess, and the next day a rugged lumberjack. Who wouldn’t want that kind of excitement in their life? Plus, think of all the fun role-playing scenarios you could come up with! Join us now and experience the wildest love story of your Minecraft life.

SMPQueenBee: Minecraft SMP – >fatally shot by boyfriend

Boyfriend, boyfriend’s name not mentioned, crime, Devastating, domestic violence, fatally shot, Grief, gtfatally, gun control, Gun Violence, HEARTBREAK, Homicide, Justice, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, relationship, SENSELESS, Shot, smp, SMPQueenBee, Tragedy, tragic, Victim, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crops Grown:	2066	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being fatally shot by your boyfriend (whose name shall remain a mystery). But don’t worry, the toll has already been paid for this wild ride of a server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

SisTeaseGoneWrong Minecraft Server

Boundaries, canceling plans, communication preferences, condescension, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, family visit, hurt feelings, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, overreaction, phone calls, Respect, sensitivity, Server, sibling rivalry, SisTeaseGoneWrong, teasing, text messages, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4565	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where your sister can’t send condescending gifs to your wife! Our server is a safe haven for those who prefer phone calls over texting, where you can build your dream world without any annoying family members teasing you. Plus, if anyone dares to make fun of your communication preferences, you can just block them with the click of a button! Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where you can play in peace. Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

WeddingCraft: No Intellect, No Invite!

acceptance, autism, Boundaries, discrimination, family dynamics, group home, high functioning, inclusion, INTELLECT, intellectual disability, intellectually disabled, intellectually disabled partner, invite, major corporation, Narcissistic, relationships, Rude, social stigma, special needs, STEM doctorate, Understanding, wedding ban, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	195
Enchantments Applied:	179	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, twists, and turns at every corner.

Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life sitcom, where the boundaries of what’s socially acceptable are constantly pushed. Just like my sister, who decided to move in a profoundly disabled dishwasher she met at a restaurant. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the most unexpected places?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous and entertaining as my sister’s life choices, come join us! Just remember, drama is our middle name and anything goes. See you there!

BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP

breakup haircut, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup reinvention, breakup self-care, breakup style transformation, BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP, confidence boost, emotional hair changes, Hair Transformations, male fashion, male grooming, Male self improvement, male self-care, male self-confidence, male self-esteem, men’s hairstyles, men’s mental health, new beginnings, post-breakup makeover, self-care

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8957
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	488196	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Because nothing says “I’m over it” like building a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our community is full of players who will support you through your post-breakup Minecraft therapy sessions. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away those heartbreak blues together!

DrunkCraft: The Bar Brawl Server

abhorrent actions, alcohol-induced antics, appalling actions, bar, brawl, disgraceful behavior, disgusting actions, disturbing actions, drunk behavior, DrunkCraft, drunken shenanigans, embarrassing moments, gross behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, intoxicated behavior, nauseating behavior, outrageous behavior, public intoxication, repulsive behavior, revolting actions, Server, shameful behavior, shocking behavior, vile actions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Have you ever seen a drunk player in Minecraft try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, our exclusive “Drunk Minecraft Olympics” event will have you laughing until you cry as players compete in ridiculous challenges while under the influence. So come on over and see what all the drunken shenanigans are about – just make sure to watch your back around those pigs!

NerveCraft: Mind-Body Connection

autonomic nervous system, Body, Brain, breathing exercises, Communication, Connection, fight or flight response, health, holistic health, longest nerve, meditation, mental health, mind-body connection, MindBody, NerveCraft, nervous system, neuroscience, parasympathetic nervous system, physical health, Relaxation, stress response, vagus nerve, wellness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! our longest nerve in the body is like the boss of this server, connecting ur mind and body in ways u never thought possible!

imagine urself mining for diamonds and suddenly u start feeling all tingly and relaxed. that’s cuz our nerve is sending signals to ur brain to chill out and enjoy the game even more! it’s like a massage for ur brain, but in minecraft form!

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will blow ur mind! like one time, we had a giant creeper invasion and everyone had to band together to defeat them. it was epic! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let our longest nerve take u on the wildest minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!