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HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6892	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	5957	Emeralds Found:	7637
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

BETTING, CraftyNASFAQ, cryptofags, fake stock market, financial market simulator, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, leaderboard, Minecraft, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, national TV, numberfagging, Reports, research, RETURNS, Schedule, Server, stock market game, Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition, thread lore, Trading, wallet analyzer

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7312	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza

#youtube, BETTING, big, bonanza, BOOTY, cryptofags, dividends, Electrum, F.U.C.K. Reports, fake stock market game, global financial market simulator, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, Marine’s Big Fat Ass, MARINES, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, numberfagging, Oshiboard, research, returns report, Schedule, thread lore, Vtuber, wallet analyzer

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2058
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of fake stock markets and virtual coins representing your favorite Hololive members? Look no further than /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Marine’s Big Fat Ass (and Dividends) Edition! Join us for some numberfagging fun with a twist of actual-schizos energy.

Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?

With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?

So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, confirms, Conflict, Defense, Effectiveness, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, pentagon, SECURITY, Server, Troops, War, WARFARE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTING ZOMBIES IN THE KURSK REGION! PENTAGON CONFIRMED THEY SUCK BUT IT’S HILARIOUS TO WATCH! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND LLAMAS THAT CAN FLY! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S A PARTY YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS!

RedstoneWarfareCraft

Allies, hybrid attacks, nato, Red Lines, RedstoneWarfareCraft, russia, War, world news

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

so, like, picture this: you’re chilling in your minecraft world, building your lil house and tending to your crops, when SUDDENLY, russia comes in with their ‘hybrid attacks’ and it’s like WAR, man. but don’t worry, on our server, you can join forces with your allies to draw ‘red lines’ and take down those pesky russians. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. come join us for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knew minecraft could be so intense? join now and let the chaos begin!

Gamer’s Essence 1.21

Essence, Gamers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	498341
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, bro, imagine being a pro Smash player, but in Minecraft! Like, you can smash blocks instead of opponents, how crazy is that? And guess what, on this server, we have custom mini-games where you can show off your block smashing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft Smash champion! Join now and experience the thrill of smashing blocks like never before, it’s like a whole new level of epicness, man!

PixelPilotCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Have you ever watched a TV show so epic, so mind-blowingly awesome, that you couldn’t believe it didn’t become the next big thing? Well, our Minecraft server is just like that hidden gem of a TV show!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, epic boss battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as they come.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and be part of something truly special? Come on over and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

MilanSmokeFree Minecraft Server

italy, January 1st, milan, Milan city, Milan News, Milan outdoor smoking ban, Milan smoking ban, Milan smoking laws, MilanSmokeFree, Minecraft, outdoor smoking ban, outdoor smoking restrictions, public health, Server, smoking ban, smoking ban announcement, smoking ban compliance, smoking ban enforcement, smoking ban penalties, smoking ban update, smoking laws, smoking regulations, smoking restrictions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	3000	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CAKE!

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT COULD MINE BEDROCK. THEY USED IT TO BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, AND IT BECAME THE TALK OF THE TOWN.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY FULL MOON, A MAGICAL PORTAL OPENS UP THAT LEADS TO A LAND MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YOU CAN BUILD A CHEESE CASTLE, RIDE A CHEESE HORSE, AND EVEN FIGHT OFF CHEESE ZOMBIES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

NukeCraftInvasion

2008, 2014, civilian infrastructure, cyber attacks, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, ft news, geopolitical tensions, global security, Government, international relations, Japan, nuclear power plants, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraftInvasion, plotted attacks, russia, security threats, south korea, Terrorism

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, like, u know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level! imagine a world where russia is plotting attacks on nuclear power plants and civilian infrastructure in japan and south korea, but in minecraft form! join us and be part of the chaos as we build, destroy, and conquer in the name of mother russia! who needs world domination when you can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of vodka. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Fertile Narcissist & Criminal Minecraft Server

criminal, criminal behavior, criminal careers, evolutionary fitness, evolutionary psychology, fertile, gender differences, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, higher fertility, Human Behavior, impact on men, impact on women, Machiavellianism, mating preferences, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, personality traits, psychopathy, reproductive strategies, reproductive success, Server, social behavior

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

join dis minecraft server if u wanna boost ur fertility like a boss! we got narcissism on fleek and psychopathy for days, u gonna be poppin out babies left and right! plus, if u a dude, criminal behavior gonna make u a stud with all dem ladies. but don’t worry gals, u can still join and not have to worry bout a thing. come on in and let’s make some minecraft babies together!

Euro PVP Masters 1.20

America, athletes, Competition, Defeat, determination, emotions, EURO, Europoors, EXCITEMENT, Fans, games, International, Masters, Performance, pride, PvP, Rivalry, skill, Spectators, sports, strategy, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2154
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate revenge on those europoors!

We got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like seriously, your mind will be blown!

And the community is lit AF, like imagine a bunch of crazy 4chan anons coming together to build epic stuff and troll each other, it’s pure chaos in the best way possible!

Plus, we have events that will make you go “Did America just play europoors?” like seriously, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here.

So come join us and let’s show those europoors who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CelebCrushMC SMP

CelebCrushMC, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous crush, famous crushes, famous person crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, ideal celebrity, Idol, movie star crush, pop culture crush, smp, starstruck, TV star crush, ultimate crush

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there and we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

And, like, did I mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server causing chaos? It’s so lit, dude. Plus, we have this crazy story about how we all got stranded on a deserted island and had to survive by building giant treehouses and fighting off evil mobs.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the events we have every week. We once had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their house. It was wild, bro.

So, like, if you wanna hang out with the coolest peeps in the Minecraft universe and have a blast, you gotta join this server. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear.

MinePleasureLand

Bliss, Contentment, ecstatic feeling, euphoria, Experience, fulfillment, greatest pleasure, Happiness, incredible sensation, joy, memorable experience, MinePleasureLand, overwhelming joy, peak experience, peak of enjoyment, Pleasure, pure happiness, satisfaction, sheer delight, ultimate pleasure, unforgettable moment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Animals Bred:	95
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Have you ever punched a creeper in the face and watched it explode into a million pieces? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you battle hordes of zombies, build epic castles, and ride pigs into the sunset. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the greatest pleasure of your life!