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Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Farms Harvested:	357
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2632	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9735
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	52	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Emeralds Found:	2581

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

Canopy

#exciting, 20s, 50 players, Builds, CanopyMC, collaboration, Community Focused, concurrent players, Discord, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friends, Hermitcraft-like, Map, Minecraft, new world, player age 16+, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

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Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, creeper, decorations, Development, Drama, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, hugs, international community, Llama, long term, Mandatory, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Rewards, runs, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	8738
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

About Us	Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
What Sets Us Apart	Dynmap Bolt mcMMO GSit FlareDeathMessages Pets Cosmetics Decorations
Additional Information	We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
Future Projects	Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded?	April 14, 2023
What is the primary language of the community?	English, with some members from Germany
What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft?	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Do you have any upcoming events or projects?	Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, academy club, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3101	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	742
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive events and insane content that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a joint firing drill, defending your base from a horde of creepers with your trusty team of Minecraft warriors. But wait, there’s more! How about taking on a Grand Assault against a giant Goz with heavy armor, or facing the fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible?

And if that’s not enough, we have 3x bounties, lessons, and scrimmages to keep you on your toes, along with 2x account XP to level up like never before! Plus, our server is so epic that even Christmas comes early with reruns of Serina and Hanae spreading holiday cheer.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Runes Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	8328
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server

aita, attraction, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort zone, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Insecurity, Intimacy, Labels, Minecraft, relationship, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, sexuality discovery, Slur, SlurFree, turn on

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of relationships and love stories, even the ones that involve awkward bedroom requests! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, just like when Jared asked for a certain word to be thrown around during intimate moments. Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

Explore our server and discover new things about yourself, just like how OP had to navigate their own sexuality while dating Jared. Will you find yourself in a similar situation, or will you uncover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that accepts everyone, no matter what kind of crazy requests they may have in the bedroom. Who knows, you might even find your own Jared to spice up your Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!