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/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Villages Defended:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Buildings Constructed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	816	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	9914
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Farms Harvested:	301	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Votes:	9848	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

HagueCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, activism, advertising, air travel, Ban, climate change, conservation, cruise ships, dutch city, eco-friendly, energy-consuming industries, Environmental Protection, global impact, green initiative, HagueCraft, Minecraft, Netherlands, oil ads, policy, progressive, Server, The Hague, Urban planning

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

NoKidsAllowedCraft

child-free, controversial, Family Planning, Fine, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parenting, penalties, policy, population control, Promoting, proposed law, public opinion, reproductive rights, restrictions, russia, social norms, thousands of dollars

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

Whispering Pines

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Runes Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

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Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

1.20.1, Claims, Cracked, Discord, gossip, HermitCraft Inspired, Hottest, Modded, Nations, News, Origins, premium java edition, Roleplay, smp, Starlight SMP, TOWN, Towny, Twilight, villager, Website, Whitelist, whitelist protection

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Starlight SMP!
Server Type	Modded 1.20.1 Survival
Features
Supported Edition	Cracked and Premium Java Edition
Discord	[discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
Website	[starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

FAQs

1. What is Starlight SMP?

Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

celebration, christmas, Community, family, Festive, Friends, Generosity, gift exchange, Giving, Happiness, holiday season, joy, Kindness, Minecraft, Santa Claus, Santas, secret, Secret Santa, Server, sharing, signups, Surprises, tradition, whitelist cards, Winter

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4148	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!