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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7527 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
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