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SmartCon Minecraft SMP – I bought a ticket to SmartCon but now I see the lineup is all…

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old suits at SmartCon? Looking for a place where you can let your crypto flag fly high and mingle with fellow autists? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pig races, NFT trading competitions, and secret underground crypto mining operations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the true value of a rare Pepe meme.

Don’t waste your time at SmartCon when you could be building your own virtual empire with us. Who needs gigasuits when you can have diamond armor? Join now and become a part of the craziest crypto community in Minecraft history!

DrunkCraft: The Hangover Edition

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9000	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Potions Brewed:	80
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! Have you ever woke up at 4 AM and thought, “I need to play Minecraft right now”? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, it’s always 4 AM somewhere!

Join us for drinking kind of morning where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your liver). Build a house out of beer cans, mine for vodka diamonds, and battle zombie bartenders in the nightclub dungeon.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chaste Creeper Chaos: Where Blocks Drop and Players Pop!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3494
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaste virginal heronies (yes, you read that right). Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these chaste virginal heronies, you will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dropped – a mysterious being that keeps dropping random items all over the map. Some say that if you collect all of these items, you will be granted with the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Gloop’s Yoinky Adventures

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “yoinky” in excitement? Look no further than our EPIC server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and RAINBOWS!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t handle our LEVELS OF COOLNESS!

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident LLAMA OVERLORD who rules the server with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the YOINKY madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Anomalous Collapse

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchantments Applied:	86
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	169
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the gameplay is so fun, it’ll make you question reality! But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of pic related being way too good on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, pic related is so OP that it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server before!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures, CRAZY challenges, and UNBELIEVABLE rewards! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server of all time!

But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and prepare for the WACKIEST Minecraft journey of your life!

MindCraft: Where Your Brainwaves Control the Game!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	855262	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have Siddharth Hariharoan attempting to control a toy helicopter with his mind! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so advanced that we use the MindWave Mobile device by NeuroSky to read brain waves and make the impossible possible.

If you want to witness this mind-blowing (literally) spectacle, then join our server now! Who knows, you might even be able to control your Minecraft character with your thoughts. The possibilities are endless on our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft gaming. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking!

27th Heaven Minecraft Server: Where Episode 27 is the Greatest Thing Ever!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where Episode 27 is like the holy grail of gaming experiences! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because our server is equipped with anti-llama shields to protect you from their wrath.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from all corners of the Minecraft universe just to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Chicken, it will lead you to a secret realm filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and mind-blowing structures imaginable. From giant pixel art to floating castles made entirely of cake blocks, the creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block has a story to tell. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

IncelCraft: Where Lonely Gamers Find Love…or Creeper Explosions!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of the real world and dive into a virtual paradise of blocky goodness!

Join us and experience a world where incels are transformed into chad Minecraft players who rule the land with their pixelated prowess.

Witness as our players build magnificent structures that rival the wonders of the ancient world, all while dodging creepers and zombies with the skill of a ninja.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our legendary Minecraft community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EnnaMama’s Naughty Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Towns Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have SEX WITH ENNAMAMA! That’s right, Ennamama is waiting for you to join and get frisky in the virtual world. But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DemoralizingCraft: Where every block break feels like a personal attack

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	136	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server where even the most unlikely players can find love and adventure!

Are you tired of being an “ok looking white dude” in real life? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 120lbs Muslim BVLL or a Gypsy getting blowjobs out in the open? We’ve got you covered!

Forget about not getting any sex except from “roasties” in real life. On our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual love and attention from all kinds of players. No need to work hard for some sloppy seconds here, just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Join us now and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love as an “ok looking white dude”. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Insane Minecraft Server today!

IsraCraft – Where All Languages Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Towns Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	4679	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll have to face the wrath of a deranged chicken army!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil zombie penguins who are trying to steal all the diamonds in the land.

But fear not, for you will have the chance to summon a giant flying taco to rain down fiery salsa upon your enemies and protect your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosive sheep).