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Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	196
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Votes:	462	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Votes:	1582	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!