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Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Items Found:	4322	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	834218	Alien Abductions:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7978
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5395
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4207
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!

Crafty Contrarian’s Chaos – A Minecraft Server for Rebels and Renegades!

Chaos, contrarian gamer, Contrarians, Crafty, Game Culture, Gaming, gaming analysis, gaming attitudes, gaming behavior, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming habits, gaming mentality, gaming mindset, gaming opinions, gaming patterns, gaming perspective, gaming preferences, gaming psychology, gaming trends, ignoring trends, Minecraft, popular games, rebels, Renegades, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7231	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the latest gaming trends because you’re too cool for mainstream games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels who refuse to follow the crowd. We specialize in all the games that everyone else is playing, but we put our own unique twist on them.

Don’t let FOMO get the best of you – join our server and be ahead of the curve by being behind it! Who needs popular games when you can be a trendsetter in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re too cool for mainstream – but not too cool for us!

Rothschild’s Blocky Adventures – Crafting with the Illuminati!

Adventures, America, Atreides, Baron Rothschild, blocky, british aristocracy, Crafting, foreign land, Fremen, green psychopaths, Harkonnen, Harkonnens, illuminati, islamic world, Israel, Jewish, muslim hordes, Rothschilds, The Emperor, white nations

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the epic battle between the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Atreides, and the Emperor!

Join the Harkonnens and channel your inner Baron Rothschild as you plot with your green psychopath clan to loot the lands of the Muslim hordes. Or join the Fremen and defend the Islamic world with all your might!

Feeling patriotic? Join the Atreides, who discover they are actually half Harkonnen and Jewish – talk about a plot twist! And if you’re feeling fancy, join the Emperor and embrace your British aristocracy roots.

With insane alliances, crazy battles, and outrageous storylines, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Slash, Craft, and Slay with the DDG Crew!

action, Adventure, augments, capcom, Character Creator Archiver, core skills, Craft, CREW, DD2 pawn sheet, DD2 Pawns, DD2 Steam page, ddg, Do you want your pawn hired?, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, FANTASY, madness, Minecraft, Official Capcom Survey, patch notes, Pawn Guild, Riftslut Edition, RPG, slash, slay, video game, Wiki

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Riftslut Edition for all you naughty adventurers out there! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft with a twist of Dragon’s Dogma madness.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges inspired by Dragon’s Dogma. Fight mythical creatures, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you feel like a true hero.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous character creator you’ve ever seen. Want to make a pawn that looks like a giant cheeseburger? Done. How about a character with skills that shoot rainbows and unicorns? We got you covered.

And if you’re looking to show off your pawn and get them hired by other players, look no further! Our community is always on the lookout for unique and powerful pawns to join their party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Join us now and let the madness begin!

RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

Advanced technology, Androids, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BUILD, female robots, fembots, feminism, future society, futuristic, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, human-machine interaction, Humanoids, machine learning, Resist, robocraft, robotics, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Technology, urge

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4666	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	5053	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even fembots are welcome to join in on the fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They may be small, but they are mighty!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

4. We have a floating castle in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, they’re worth fighting for.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible – even fembots building pixelated skyscrapers!