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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magic Items Found:	4462
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	572
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Emeralds Found:	4386
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).

ColombiaCraft: Where Touhou meets Minecraft in a wild and wacky adventure!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you something truly unique – a Touhou-inspired world set in Colombia!

Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!

But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Pixels Collide

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, collide, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McBlockface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect LinksOfficial Schedule, Phase Connect LinksOfficial Twitter, Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website, Phase ConnectJP, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, pixels, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the banter in the chat!

Join us for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a house so big, she got lost inside it for a week! Or team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a bone and a wink.

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり in a build battle where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a whole day? Or join Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the entire server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to play with Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of water! Or team up with Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “creeper!”

And if that’s not enough, how about joining Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ on a quest to build a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on!

Blocky Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	3073	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	237	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Potions Brewed:	166
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3896	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5588
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6203
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mines Excavated:	1911
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!