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> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

Anime, Class, Class of ’09, Class of ’09 discussion, Class of ’09 gameplay, Class of ’09 General, Class of ’09 merchandise, Class of ’09 soundtrack, Class of ’09 thread, Class of ’09: The Flip Side, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, Class of 09′ The Anime, general, merch, Minecraft, Pirate, question of the thread, salvation, smp, Steam, Yurifaggotry

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

balanced whales, city building, Competition, crafts mechanics, Day Of Destiny, Development, discord community, economically-thought-out donation, Event, friendly players, Hostile players, Minecraft, player relationships, pleasant pastime, Premium, Rewards, season 1, Server, trade relations, Urban planning

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	New Chunks Explored:	910987
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	103
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

135.181.126.174:25875

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, Monster Weakness Database, Monsters, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, ps, Server, Steam, Steam Deck Verified, Sunbreak TU Info, Thread, vg play, Xbox

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Villages Defended:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	535	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.

Anime Jam Minecraft Server

Anime, culture, debate, different, Entertainment, genre, Jam, japanese, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, Opening Song, question.., Repetition, same, series, Server, Similarity, Soundtrack, television, Theme, Unique, variation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1611	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crops Grown:	1344
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6390

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique feature where every anime has the same opening song! That’s right, picture Naruto running to the tune of Sailor Moon or Goku powering up to the beat of Attack on Titan. It’s absolute chaos and we love it! Join us for the most epic anime mashup experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear Pikachu singing along in the background. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!