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Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6723
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

Acidic, acidic microenvironment, biomedical engineering, cancer cells, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell, cellular level, experimental treatment, innovative medicine, innovative technology, kill cancer cells, low pH levels, Medical research, Mice, nanobots, NanoCraft, nanorobot’s weapon, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, researchers, slayer, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1693	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Farms Harvested:	985	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

Another MOTD much wow Minecraft server

ADD, alt, another motd, banner, Class, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, much wow, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Storage, Title, very wow, width

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

The owner of the “Another MOTD much wow” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.emeraldgrief.ru

BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

Bioshock 2, bioshock 2 community, bioshock 2 controversy, bioshock 2 debate, bioshock 2 fan, bioshock 2 lore, Bioshock 2 story, bioshock community, bioshock controversy, bioshock debate, bioshock fan, bioshock fans, bioshock franchise, bioshock lore, bioshock series, bioshock story, BioShock2IsCanon, canon, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

civil liberties, data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, freedom, Government, Minecraft, NoFearCraft, nothing to fear, nothing to hide, online privacy, personal information, privacy, privacy advocate, privacy concerns, privacy laws, privacy rights, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, transparency, Trust

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mines Excavated:	2492
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

DadBod’s Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, child support, co parenting, Communication, court order., custody battle, DadBods, dna test, ex-partner, family dynamics, family name, family relationships, last name, legal custody, mediation, Minecraft, parenting, physical custody, Server, Stability, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	7132
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	7977

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!

SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	4174
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	192	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!

CreeperCatastrophe

awkward sex encounters, awkward sex moments, awkward situations, bedroom blunders, CreeperCatastrophe, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy sex moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny sex stories, funny stories, intimacy gone wrong, relationship problems, sex, sexual fails, sexual mishaps, uncomfortable experiences, unexpected sex stories, unexpected situations, worst sex experiences, worst thing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crops Grown:	2269
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

annexation, diplomatic tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, human rights violations, illegal settlements, international condemnation, international law, Israel, israeli government, israeli-palestinian conflict, land appropriation, legalization, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, MODERN, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political controversy, Server, SettleCraft, settlement expansion, territorial disputes, united nations, West Bank settlements

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

Afghan girls, Afghan women, Afghanistan, build ties, CraftyTalibanHideout, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, gender equality, global perspectives, harsh edicts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamic law, political conflict, religious extremism, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban rule, West, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

best scream, character scream, famous scream, Hand, hand injury scream, hand loss scream, iconic scream, losing hand, Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker hand, Luke Skywalker scream, Luke Skywalker yell, memorable scream, movie scream, scream, SkywalkerScreamCraft, Star Wars, Star Wars scream, Star Wars yell, Yell

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!