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KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	148

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	586766
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

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💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5534
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Empress Edition, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, Minecraft, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, release date trailer, slayer, smp, squad, Steam, Steam Deck, Sunbreak TU Info, vg play

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1426	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, bridal drama, BridalDramaCraft, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dress mishap, dress selection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, logistical nightmare, maid of honor, Minecraft, misunderstandings, outsider perspectives, Server, vendor selection, venue selection, wedding date, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

FastingFrenzyCraft

band member, Confrontation, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSMENT, fasting, FastingFrenzyCraft, high school, intervention, invasion of privacy, marching band, passed out, Religion, Rude, School, senior year, sick, social media, standing up, Support

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Gods Slained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

awkward body language, awkward conversation, awkward encounters, awkward jokes, awkward pauses, awkward situations, awkward timing, awkward tone, AwkwardCraft, Body language, communication styles, conversation dynamics, cringy, forced small talk, inappropriate topics, lack of chemistry, misunderstandings, nervous laughter, personal boundaries, social anxiety, social cues, uncomfortable silence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	6835
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!