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CraftyCart Minecraft Server

art industry, Bandwagon, buy product, cancel culture, controversy, CraftyCart, crybabies, cultural criticism, DEI, Diversity, equity, inclusion, Minecraft, modern artists, online activism, Pandering, profit shekels, ruin, seller of product, Server, social media, trannies, twitter, use product to get successful

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of buying a mysterious product that promises success, only to have the seller swoop in and steal all the credit (and shekels)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

adulting, affordable, apartment living, Crafty, crybabies, Edition, financial struggle, generational differences, hard work, Home ownership, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, kicked out, La, millennial, NYC, parents, perseverance, plant job, yuppie fantasy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

BlockBaeNoGo

addiction, BlockBaeNoGo, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, drug abuse, emergency dentist, Empathy, pain management, pain tolerance, past trauma, personal boundaries, prescription medication, relationships, Respect, root canal, self-care, Support, toothache, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	299

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

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Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7418	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Animals Bred:	180	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5909
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT, WINNERS

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

Action-Adventure, Adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, gamecube, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Link, Nintendo, Ocean, puzzle solving, Quest, sailing, Temple, triforce, video game, Water, water temple, Waves, Wind Waker, Zelda game

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	1861
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

500k subs, achievement, celebration, congratulations, Content Creator, Dedication, Epic, hard work, influencer, inspiration, milestone, milestone reached, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, Online Community, positive message, Role Model, Server, social media, subscriber count, success, Support, YouTuber

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!