But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?
Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!
Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!
Join this server for a wild ride through LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth – all in one place! It’s like a crossover event on steroids, but with pickaxes and TNT. Plus, you can follow the teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN and watch streams with your fellow blockheads.
Forget about reality and dive headfirst into this insane Minecraft server where anything is possible. Just remember to ignore the haters and trolls – we’re here to have a good time and mine some diamonds, baby!
imagine this: u gotta solve math problems while dodging lava, creepers, and flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, flying pigs! and if u get the answer wrong, u gotta jump into a pool of slime! it’s like a math class on steroids, but way more fun!
plus, we got a secret level where u gotta solve math problems to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons! it’s like a math adventure, but with a twist of danger and excitement!
so, if u wanna level up ur math skills while having a blast, join our server now! who knew math could be this insane and hilarious? come join the madness, my friend!
| IP | play.alttd.com |
|---|---|
| Website | alttd.com |
| Rules | alttd.com/rules |
| Discord | discord.gg/TGqpzCJ |
| Blog/ News | alttd.com/blog/ |
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!
We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the Discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)
Yes, Altitude welcomes players of all skill levels, so feel free to join regardless of your experience with Minecraft.
Altitude is intended for older players, but players of all ages are welcome to join and participate in the community.
While the server already has custom features suggested by the community, you can certainly share your ideas with the server administrators through Discord or the website.
Monthly server events are organized by the Altitude team to engage the community and provide fun experiences for players.
Yes, Altitude offers land claiming with GriefPrevention to allow players to protect their builds and belongings from griefing.
Join this server for the chance to have your own personal birthday bash with your sis and her crew. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, complete with cake, presents, and endless fun!
Plus, who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky Minecraft server? Maybe your grandma will show up and start building a roller coaster, or your dog will learn how to play Minecraft and join in on the fun. The possibilities are endless, dude!
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready for the wildest birthday celebration of your life! It’s gonna be epic, bro!
Are you tired of being called the a** hole for not being able to afford a fancy dinner on Valentine’s Day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Build a virtual world where you can take your wife on a romantic pixelated date without breaking the bank. Who needs real-life expenses when you can have a virtual date night that won’t cost you a dime? Plus, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and leave your wallet at home – love is free in the world of Minecraft!