| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7434 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 2577 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2242 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 105 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 74 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3572 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8030 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1608 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 650 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Ores Mined: | 9907 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1413 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4153 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3540 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2308 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5317 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9642 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7895 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 777 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 246 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
