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Mother Wrecked Car Minecraft Server

asks for advice, blockquotepMother, boring reliable, buick enclave, CAR, compact SUVs, CRVs, hate my life, Honda, Minecraft, mother wrecked car, older is better, rav4s, Recommend, Serverpblockquote, Toyota, used car, wrecked

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	557557
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old compact SUVs? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your Buick Enclave woes? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you want to wreck your car just to have an excuse to join us. We recommend only the most outrageous vehicles, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. So come on over and join the fun – just don’t bring your Buick Enclave with you!

FireworkFilmerMC SMP

capturing moments, celebration, Curiosity, digital age, Entertainment, Experience, Filming, FireworkFilmerMC, fireworks, fireworks display, Memories, Nostalgia, personal archive, PHONES, recording, sharing, Smartphone, smp, social media, Technology, tradition, Video

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even?! And there’s a rumor that if you find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding.

And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that happen on the server. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with potatoes and everyone was like “WHAT?!” It was hilarious.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you there, fellow blockheads! #PotatoPower

RegretCraft2029

#sustainability, cautionary tale, CHANGE, consequences, consumerism, disposable culture, environmental impact, fast fashion, Future, hindsight, instant gratification, mindfulness, modern trends, progress, Reflection, RegretCraft2029, regrets, short-term thinking, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2187	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that all look the same? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, build houses out of giant floating marshmallows, and battle evil llamas in diamond armor.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So, if you want to be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever and have stories to tell your grandkids about, then join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud who doesn’t like fun.

GasCraft: Blockade Ukraine

Blockade, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, energy infrastructure, Energy Markets, energy security, energy supply, Europe, european union, gas pipeline, gas transit, GasCraft, Geopolitics, international relations, Natural Gas, political tension, prewar deal, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukraine halting gas and stuff, like what even is that? We promise you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else, like seriously, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off every time you log on. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

QuitCraft Smartwatch Server

addiction, app, behavioral change, digital health, hand movements, health, health tech, innovation, intervention, mobile app, QuitCraft, quitting smoking, relapse prevention, researchers, SENSORS, Server, smartwatch, smartwatches, smoking cessation, smoking cessation app, study, Technology, wearable devices

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Towns Built:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Votes:	6091	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

LOL u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got smartwatches that help u quit smoking! YAS, u heard me right! Our researchers made an app that detects ur smoking hand movements and sends u messages to stop u from relapsing. It’s like having a personal smoking police on ur wrist, but way cooler cuz it’s on a smartwatch! So come join us and say buh-bye to them nasty cigs, and hello to building epic stuff in Minecraft!

Blue Sky Adventures 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, Antagonist, bad guys, Blue, character design, Character development, cinematic conventions, color psychology, color symbolism, good guys, hero archetype, hero in blue, Heroes, movie tropes, Protagonist, red, SKY, Stereotypes, storytelling, villain archetype, villain in red, Villains

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a rainbow explosion of colors, man. We got good guys in blue, bad guys in red, and everything in between in every color of the frickin’ rainbow. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, dude. Join this server if you wanna question reality and see what happens when you mix blue and red together. It’s gonna blow your mind, bro.

FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deception, dishonesty, fake friend, fake friends lyrics, fake friends memes, fake friends quotes, fake friends sayings, fake friends signs, fake friends song, fake friends test, fake friends test buzzfeed, fake friends test psychology, fake friends test questions, fake friends vs real friends, fake people, FakeFriendFinder, friendship, Minecraft, smp, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6653
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

So, like, you know when you’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, and then BAM! Your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and runs off into the sunset? Yeah, that’s the worst, right? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no fake friends allowed” policy!

Join us for the most lit adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s totally house-trained).

So if you’re tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” and you’re ready to join a crew of true homies who will have your back no matter what, then come on down to our totally rad Minecraft SMP! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best diamond armor, because things are about to get wild, baby!

NoMore9to5MC

career, Duty, employment, Experience, Job, Job Interview, job market, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Labor, never again, NoMore9to5MC, occupation, Position, Profession, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Role, task, work

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Potions Brewed:	70
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Have you ever been a creeper babysitter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become a professional creeper whisperer! Never worry about getting blown up again as you expertly calm down those explosive green critters with your soothing words and calming presence. Join us now and say goodbye to creeper-related PTSD forever!

LostLegion Minecraft Server

ancient artifacts, Ancient Battles, ancient rome, ancient warfare, archaeological discovery, battle site, historical evidence, historical investigation, Historical Mystery, historical research, legionnaire, lost battle, LostLegion, military history, military tactics, Minecraft, Ninth legion, roman army, Roman conquest, roman empire, Roman expert, roman history, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join us on this epic server where we have uncovered the lost battle of the ninth legion! roman experts have confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine fighting off zombies and creepers alongside roman soldiers, all while searching for hidden treasure and ancient artifacts. who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons.

join us now for the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of history in the making!

LootedJewHomeGoneFrau

Court, decision, discrimination, Eviction, forced, German, germany, historical, Holocaust, home, injustice, Jews, judge, Legal, LOOTED, LootedJewHomeGoneFrau, nazi, ownership, Property, restitution, Ruling, WOMAN

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	219	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have a german woman living in a house stolen from jews as our main attraction! watch her struggle to keep her ill-gotten home while building your own empire in the game. it’s like real life drama but in minecraft! join now for a wild ride of controversy and chaos!

Sleepy Drive Minecraft

alcohol, alertness, Caution, celebration, danger, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, FATIGUE, holiday, late night, Minecraft, new years, Normalized, Party, REST, Risk, road trip, Safety, sleepy, travel, Winter

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5375	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the only place where u can drive ur minecart while half asleep and it’s totally cool, bro. like, imagine cruising through the mines with your eyes half closed, dodging creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. it’s a wild ride, man. plus, the villagers are always throwing epic parties in the village square. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a never-ending adventure. so come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!