2024 Best crushmemes New Minecraft Servers

The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

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The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!
Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!

And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!

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Welcome to Primal Carrot! Where weapons are made of vegetables and the economy is as stable as a carrot’s root system.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name Primal Craft SMP

Launch Date 07/04/2024

Features Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins

Community Active player-base, forming towns

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.

Q: What can players expect on Primal Craft SMP?

A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.

Q: How can I join the server’s community and stay connected?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

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BannedByMods – The Most Hardcore Minecraft Server Where Mods Don’t Give a (Censored) About Banning Recurring Offenders!

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Join our Minecraft server where our mods don’t give a hoot about banning those pesky recurring shitposters! They’re too busy chasing after the elusive diamond ores to worry about enforcing rules. And don’t even get me started on announcing sage, that’s a one-way ticket to ban town!
In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!

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Just Vanilla MC

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Server IP: play.justvanillamc.com
JustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 11 years.

Join our discord

https://discord.gg/gsWcJWw

Live mapmap.justvanillamc.com/

Server IP play.justvanillamc.com

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Tank Top & Shorts’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: Golden Set Challenge Server!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the most buff and stylish players can survive! Join us if you think you have what it takes to rock the golden tank top and shorts that are rumored to give you super strength and agility. Legend has it that only those truly worthy can harness the power of this epic outfit and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter crazy challenges like battling giant chickens, racing against speeding creepers, and even facing off against a boss mob made entirely of diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on these ridiculous quests and emerge victorious?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, look no further! Join us and see if you have what it takes to don the golden tank top and shorts and conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Oh, and did we mention there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere on the server? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

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Sepulchrum: Resurgence | Active Admins | Furry Friendly | LGTBQ+ | 16+

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Server IP Mc.Sepulchrumsmp.online

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Server Name	Primal Craft SMP
Launch Date	07/04/2024
Features	Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins
Community	Active player-base, forming towns

Labcraft: Vanilla for Boomers

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Welcome to Labcraft!

We are a US based server offering a tight knit community driven survival experience complete with mods and datapacks to make your stay more enjoyable! But don’t worry about the mods, you will always be able to join with a vanilla client.

Currently planned to continue our, still young, season 3 of Labcraft for the foreseeable future, you’ll be sure to have time to get caught up and have tons of fun!

Click here to see some of our favorite pictures from our previous server.

The Labcraft server features:

Great community with top-notch builders
Player driven shopping district
Movable Tile Entities
Vanilla Non-OP autocrafting
Cosmetic mods (Armor Stand Editor, Colored text, etc.)
Player Heads
Bluemap (3D map you can view on the web!)
Discord / Minecraft chat bridge
Creative Server with world edit

Quality Ensured:

20 TPS average

Active Development

Helpful staff always working to improve the server

Accepting to all types of players

No redstone restrictions

Laid-back rules- just be mature and use common sense. If you’re looking to be part of something like this, please consider applying on our Discord!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with a vanilla client?	Yes, you will always be able to join with a vanilla client.
Are there any redstone restrictions on the server?	No, there are no redstone restrictions.
Is the server active and regularly updated?	Yes, the server has an active development team and is regularly updated.
How can I join the community?	You can apply to join the community on our Discord server.

MineUnwind VS Hypixel

Adventure, camaraderie, Challenges, Clans, Community, discovery, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fishing, Fun, Immersion, Mining, Prison, PvE, Quests, Relaxation, Rewards, Surprises, teamwork, Thrills, Treasure

Hypixel	MineUnwind
Pros	Pros
– Large player base	– Unique PvE experience
– Wide variety of minigames	– Relaxing fishing feature
– Competitive PvP arenas	– Clans for teaming up with friends
– Constant updates and new content	– Generous payouts and rewards
Cons	Cons
– Occasionally laggy servers	– Smaller player base
– Some minigames may be repetitive	– Limited variety of gameplay
– Premium features behind paywall	– Less frequent updates

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Hypixel	MineUnwind
How many players can be online at once?	Over 100,000	Up to 500
Are there frequent events and tournaments?	Yes, Hypixel hosts regular events	Events are less frequent on MineUnwind
Is there a focus on social gameplay?	Yes, with guilds and parties	Yes, with clans to team up with friends
Are there custom plugins and features?	Yes, Hypixel has many unique minigames	Yes, MineUnwind offers a unique PvE experience
Do they have active staff and community?	Yes, Hypixel has a large community and staff team	Yes, MineUnwind has an active community

LolIndianCreeperLand – join now for epic mining adventures with Indian men and hilarious shenanigans in Minecraft world!

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🤣 Ready to join a Minecraft server like no other? Our server is so respectful that even the Indian men from this story would feel right at home! Instead of building houses, we build boundaries – because consent is key, even in the virtual world! Join us if you’re tired of creeper mobs – we only allow friendly mobs here! Plus, we have a strict no-groping policy – our players keep their hands to themselves, just like those Indian men! So why wait? Join us now for a safe and respectful Minecraft experience like you’ve never seen before! 😉👾 #HandsOffOurBlocks

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