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MindlessMouthCraft

anger, anger management, cognitive function, Communication, control, emotional intelligence, emotional response, emotions, feeling, Frustration, IMPULSIVE, mental processing, Mind, MindlessMouthCraft, Mouth, reaction, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-regulation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds grow on trees, and where creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a normal day on our server.

join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. we have a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the best dancers, a skyblock island made entirely of cake, and a nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind, but on our server, it’s all about having fun and letting loose. see u there, crazy crafters!

GravWaveCraft: Euro Edition

Advanced, Belgium, Black Holes, collide, early universe, Edition, EURO, Europe, germany, gravitational waves, GravWaveCraft, Hear, host, joint, learn, Netherlands, observatory, researchers, study, underground Einstein Telescope, Universe, world class

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	3330	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have an underground einstein telescope that lets you hear black holes collide and learn about the early universe!!! like, how cool is that??? we’re like, the only server in the world with this epic feature, so you gotta join now before all the spaces fill up!!! plus, we’re like, studying whether to host this observatory in europe, so you’ll be part of something HUGE!!! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of history, join our server now and let’s explore the universe together!!! 🌌🚀 #blackholeparty #minecraftmadness

YourVillage: Where Villagers Rule and Pigmen Drool! SMP Towny with a twist! 🐷👑

Community, Discord, dreams, Drool, Friendly, Friends, Game, home, Join, Map, Minecraft, new, Pigmen, Place, player, rule, Seasoned, Server, smp, town system, Towny, Twist, villagers, Warm, welcome, world generation, YourVillage

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1382

Server Information

IP	PLAY.URVILLAGE.NET
Discord	discord.urvillage.net
Web Map	map.urvillage.net

Overview

Hey there, welcome to YourVillage! We’re all about creating a warm and friendly community where everyone feels at home. Our server features a one-of-a-kind town system and stunning world generation you won’t find anywhere else. Found the town of your dreams and make new friends along the way. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a place here. Come join us and be part of our wonderful community!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the IP address PLAY.URVILLAGE.NET in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Q: Can I join the Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server by visiting discord.urvillage.net.

Q: Is there a map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the web map of the server by visiting map.urvillage.net.

ConspiracyCraft Minecraft Server

Blackmail, Conspiracy, ConspiracyCraft, Corruption, cover up, Evidence, have, hidden agenda., HIM.., illegal activities, incriminating information, investigation, Minecraft, on, proof, questionable motives, scandal, Secrets, Server, suspicious behavior, they, What

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of what (((they))) have on Steve. Rumor has it that he’s been hoarding diamonds like a dragon and the villagers are starting to get suspicious. Will you be the one to crack the case and find out the truth?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. Think you can keep up with their dance moves and potion chugging contests? Prove your worth and earn a VIP pass to the hottest club in Minecraft!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed their own biker gang. Join them on their quest to find the legendary golden saddle and become the coolest rider in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you next…

Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, aggressive tendencies, ancient history, anthropology, Asshole, behavioral traits, caveman, caveman aggression, caveman behavior, caveman culture, caveman psychology, caveman violence, Cavemans, early humans, evolutionary psychology, human evolution, Human nature, Jerk, Minecraft, Neanderthals, paleolithic era, prehistoric behavior, primitive society, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	9795

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and you’ll be transported back to the time of cavemen, where you can build your own prehistoric village complete with stone tools and woolly mammoths. But watch out for that one caveman who’s always causing trouble – rumor has it he’s the reason dinosaurs went extinct!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, then this server is the place for you. So come on over and see why caveman was such an asshole – it’s a mystery that can only be solved by joining our server!

WeddingGiftless Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, bridal party, Bridesmaid, Communication, Expenses, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gift giving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding gift, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingGiftless

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank like being a bridesmaid at a destination wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and love for blocky adventures.

Forget about expensive group gifts and bridal showers, on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your epic building skills. And if you forget to bring a gift, no worries! We won’t ghost you like a bride after her honeymoon.

Join now and experience a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Plus, our bachelorette parties are legendary – no guilt trips, just fun times with your fellow gamers.

So come on over and leave the wedding drama behind. We promise you won’t have to spend $5,500 just to have a good time. Let’s build some memories together!

StepsonHospitalVisits

Banking, collateral damage, Deadlines, email communication, family history, Gratitude, hospital visit, medical condition, medication, misunderstandings, primary custody, school ending, Seizure, specialists, sports clearance, stepson, StepsonHospitalVisits, teacher visit, teachers, Visitors, work from home

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about seizures and sponge baths! Our server is so lit, even Mrs. P and Mike would put their differences aside to play together (maybe).

We have epic adventures waiting for you, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From misunderstandings to email drama, our server has it all. And don’t worry, we promise not to make you ask permission before you can join in on the fun.

Plus, with our doctors’ approval, you can play all day without any worries about seizures. So come on over and let’s make some Minecraft memories that are just as unforgettable as this hospital stay!

ClapMaster3000

applause, attention seeking, Audience, audience dynamics, behavior patterns, ClapMaster3000, Clapping, crowd mentality, first clapper, followership., group dynamics, group interaction, Human nature, Individuality, last clapper, leadership, Performance, Psychology, social behavior, social cues, social norms

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server, cuz like, there is dis one dude who always claps first and last in da audience. He be like da clappin king, yo. U wanna be part of dis epicness, right? Plus, we got llamas wearin top hats and dancin chickens. And if u find da secret diamond cave, u get a pet dragon dat farts rainbows. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Join now before da clappin king steals all da spotlight!

Wacky Warp Realm: Where Bosses, Quests, and 16+ Shenanigans Await!

Await, Bosses, Consistent updates, crafting system, Custom armor sets, custom dimensions, custom fishing, custom spawners, Daily Quests, discord community, Impressive perks, Impressive variety, In-game ranking system, Mini dungeons, P2W store, player-driven economy, Progressive ranks, Quests, Rare Fish, Realm, resource pack, Shenanigans, smp, Special abilities, Treasures, Wacky, Warp, Weekly quests

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5382
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

WarpedRealm Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	WarpedRealm.com
Discord	Join Our Discord
Gallery	View Gallery
Wiki	Wiki
Store (Not P2W)	Visit Store

Features:

The WarpedRealm Features a impressive variety of custom mobs, bosses and items with special abilities for you to find and conquer, other features include special fishing rewards like treasure and rare fish, Jobs, Griefprevention, Daily and Weekly quests, Consistent updates, A collection of Ranks which grant you access to amazing perks, upgradable spawners, a playerdriven economy and a lot more.

Full List:

(New) Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
Custom Dimensions
Mini dungeons
Custom Mobs
Upgradable Spawners
Jobs
Skills
Custom fishing
Grief prevention (Claims)
Quests
Custom Armor sets
Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
Custom crafting systems
Playerdriven Economy
Playershops

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP: WarpedRealm.com
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, there are custom items such as Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more.
What is the server economy like?	The server has a player-driven economy with player shops available.
Are there mini dungeons to explore?	Yes, you can discover mini dungeons on the server.
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, the server receives consistent updates to enhance gameplay.

MineGig – Genshin Server

Absolution, alhaitham, Bennett, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, clorinde, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Event, genshin, genshin impact, Light of Foliar Incision, Maps, MineGig, Mutual Security Enhancing Simulation, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, weapon banner

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join epic battles and build the craziest structures you can think of!

Join now and become a master builder in no time! Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are scared to blow up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends.

We’ve got daily rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes that will have you swimming in diamonds in no time. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become a legend in the blocky world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!