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CraftyHackerzUnited

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Yogurt Block Party

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Crops Grown:	3272
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2053
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	979	Villages Defended:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

VapeCraftersMC

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, covid safety, customer behavior, dining out, fast food, indoor dining, Manners, Outdoor Dining, personal space, public spaces, Respect, restaurant behavior, restaurant etiquette, social norms, Tex-Mex, vape etiquette, VapeCraftersMC, Vaping

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

LyricFeels Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6932	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

WarCraft Server: Defend Ukraine!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	883

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where US and European defense companies are setting up shop in Ukraine cuz why not?! We got tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with!

Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the chaos of war while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Who needs peace when you can have this much excitement?!

So come on, join the madness and show off your building and fighting skills in the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world!