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  • The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

    The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3358
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 482
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

    ”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5890
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Gods Slained: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

    Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7271
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7014 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

    So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Simp City Minecraft Server

    Simp City Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2492
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Towns Built: 9
    Falling into the Void: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Mines Excavated: 2005 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 3806
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 135109 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

    Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

    In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

    Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 2879
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Farms Harvested: 697
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

    And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

    Saging This Board Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9754
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

    LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6946
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 407 Potions Brewed: 90
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

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    The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

    Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7597
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Towns Built: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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