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WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	New Chunks Explored:	632371
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	392	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	3183	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7951	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	5849	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	1579	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

12 days, border crossing, BorderCrossing, Conflict, demilitarized zone, diplomatic incident, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Patrol, Political, provocation, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, third time

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, US weapons, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking russia with us weapons on the frontline!! 🤣🤣🤣 join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!! build ur own base and defend against the madness or join the fight and help ukraine take down russia in the most epic battle ever!! 🚀🚀🚀 hurry before putin logs on and tries to stop us!! #minecraftmadness #ukrainevsrussia #usweaponsfordays 😜🔥🎮

BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

blind cleaning, BlindCrafters, clean, cleaning blinds, cleaning hacks, cleaning solutions, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, dust removal, dusting blinds, dusting tips, easy cleaning, Home decor, home improvement, home maintenance, household chores, interior design, Venetian blinds, window blinds, window coverings, window treatments, windows

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	821254

join this epic minecraft server, where we have venetian blinds that clean themselves! no more dusting, just sit back and watch those blinds sparkle like diamonds in the sun. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to funky tunes. and don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they spit rainbows and glitter at anyone who dares to challenge us. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

CraftyPrimates

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, ape species, cognitive development., conservation efforts, CraftyPrimates, Endangered species, engineering skills, environmental education, INFANTS, jungle animals, orangutan behavior, primate intelligence, primate research, problem solving, rainforest ecology, rainforest habitat, Sumatran orangutans, tool use, wildlife conservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	1518	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got Sumatran orangutans crafting like pros, man! Dey start building epic structures when dey still in diapers, no joke! Imagine swinging from tree to tree while building a dope treehouse with these orangutans, it’s lit, fam! Plus, dey got mad engineering skills, so you know you gonna see some crazy redstone contraptions and epic builds on dis server. Don’t miss out, join now and get in on the monkey business!