🍆💦Crumb goes Horizontal Minecraft Servers

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	181
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3763	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9962
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	61581
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1179	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

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Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Stats November 22, 2024

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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WeddingCraftUber

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UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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CreeperConfessions

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OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Stats November 22, 2024

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

Stats November 22, 2024

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

Stats November 22, 2024

Planet SMP Server Overview

FAQ

Guideless Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Potions Brewed:	52
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8307
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8741	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Potions Brewed:	97	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	936	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Items Found:	7201
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1