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Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of those pesky woke libs trying to ruin all the fun in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space for all the non-woke players out there! Join us and fight against the tyranny of knowledge about Oklahoma’s panhandle and Texas’ shady past. We promise to keep things fun and ridiculous, just like the good ol’ days before the woke brigade came along. So come on, join us and let’s show those libs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8316	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	8370	Emeralds Found:	634
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Void Armor Forged:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9670	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Towns Built:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mines Excavated:	4663
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	5931
New Chunks Explored:	90980	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	4251	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	596825	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!