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FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mines Excavated:	3676
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4155
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7989	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7285
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5518

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7292
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchantments Applied:	253
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!