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MineIndieCraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	203
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why settle for the normies when you can join the VIP club of vtubers who are killing it on Twitch and YouTube?

Don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers, we’re not heartless monsters. As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome to be discussed here until they hit that magic number.

Join us for some wild discussions, Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even some spicy Koikatsu cards for, you know, research purposes. We even have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss celebrating your favorite virtual idols’ special day.

And if that’s not enough, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks. Because why not?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest, most exclusive club of indie vtubers on the internet. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have vtubers with thousands of viewers to keep you entertained?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

40 year old, achievement, AMBITION, billionaire, Business, competitive, Dedication, determination, emotionally driven, entrepreneur, family, Financial Stability, GREATNESS, hard work, inspiration, leadership, Legacy, Minecraft, motivation, PixelPunch, Server, success, wealth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Farms Harvested:	823
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	7520
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the competition is as intense as a 40-year-old billionaire trying to feed his family? This server is not for the faint of heart – only the most emotionally driven players will survive!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a rival player swoops in and steals them right from under your nose. The drama! The intensity! The sheer thrill of it all!

But don’t worry, because on this server, every setback is just a stepping stone to greatness. Just like that billionaire fighting to provide for his loved ones, you too can rise above the challenges and become a Minecraft legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the rollercoaster ride of emotions that is this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily emotionally overwhelmed, in which case maybe sit this one out).

MILcraft: House Helper Drama

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Drama, emotional reactions, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family unity, feeling misunderstood, generational differences, guest etiquette, Helper, helping out, House, household chores, husband’s family, in-laws, MILcraft, mother-in-law, relationship conflicts, social expectations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like a guest by your mother-in-law! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Are you tired of being told not to lift a finger when you visit your in-laws? Well, on our server, you can build to your heart’s content without anyone stopping you! No more snarky comments about not helping out around the house – here, you’re free to do whatever you want!

Join us and become part of our wacky family, where we encourage you to help out and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the favorite daughter-in-law (or son-in-law) in no time!

So come on over to our server and let’s show your in-laws how it’s done! Who knew Minecraft could solve family drama?

SimpsonsCraft Minecraft Server

animated series, Beloved, comedy, Entertainment, Family Values, friendship, humor, iconic, influential, life lessons, long-lasting impact, memorable quotes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, satire, Server, SimpsonsCraft, social commentary, societal issues, the Simpsons, Timeless, tv show, wisdom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4206	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Remember that time Homer Simpson tried to build a BBQ pit in the backyard and ended up creating a volcano that destroyed the whole town? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can channel your inner Homer and build all the crazy structures your heart desires without any consequences! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner Simpson and create chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even discover some hidden wisdom along the way…or just have a lot of fun blowing things up!

ZzzCraftDreams

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Do you struggle to fall asleep at night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Our virtual sheep sing lullabies, our creepers tell bedtime stories, and our Endermen give the best back massages. Join us and you’ll be counting diamonds instead of sheep in no time!

CraftyPillsWeightGainNoGain

antidepressant, CraftyPillsWeightGainNoGain, deceptive marketing, depression, drug company, health risks, Healthcare, ineffective, Medical Treatment, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, patient care, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, side effects, warning signs, weight gain, weight management

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so, like, you know how when you take those happy pills and they’re all like “oh, you might gain some weight, no biggie”? well, that’s just a fancy way of saying “yo, this pill ain’t gonna make you happy, but at least you’ll have some extra pounds to show for it!” join our minecraft server and escape the lies of big pharma! we promise our virtual world will make you happier than any pill ever could. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. true story.

MineCraze Server: Been There, Done That!

achievement, alternative suggestions, challenge, Completed, completion, enjoyment, Entertainment, fulfillment, Game, Gaming, hobby, Itch, leisure, MineCraze, next update, obsessed, Pastime, progress, Recommend, satisfaction, Server, update

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Picture this: You spawn in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is like a wild party where anything goes, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry. Ever played a game of “Hot Potato” with actual TNT? Or how about a race to see who can build the tallest tower of llamas? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the legendary “Tower of Derp” – a massive structure filled with traps, puzzles, and secret rooms. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this insane obstacle course and claim the epic loot hidden at the top.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

asset protection, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Financial, Holding, Investment, long term, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, PixelPanic, risk assessment, risk management, Safety, Server, short-term, speculative investment, stablecoin, Trading, USDV, wealth management

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4734	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground dungeon where you can battle a dragon with a diamond pickaxe!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe that even holding USDV (the currency of the Minecraft world) for a few days is like putting it in a vault guarded by a team of enchanted iron golems. You can trust us with your precious diamonds and emeralds, we promise they won’t mysteriously disappear like they do on other servers (looking at you, Steve!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DivorceCraft: Family Drama

abusive ex, aita, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, cousins, discipline, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, family, family dynamics, family ties, past incidents, raising children, reconciliation, relationships, sister, stepchild, uncles, widower

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your sister’s ex’s cousin’s uncle’s best friend’s pet turtle would want to join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, but in a fun and entertaining way. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the craziness firsthand?

Forget about your real-life family drama and come join our virtual family of gamers. We promise not to conspire with your ex to break into your virtual house – unless it’s all in good fun, of course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all the real-life drama behind! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret blowing up our epic builds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

SkillSwapCraft

Fast skill acquisition, Instant skill learning, Overnight learning, quick learning, rapid skill learning, skill acquisition., skill advancement, skill development, skill enhancement, Skill expertise, Skill growth, Skill honing, skill improvement, skill learning, skill mastery, skill perfection, skill proficiency, Skill refinement, Skill upgrading, SkillSwapCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2262	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder overnight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and watch as your building skills skyrocket to epic proportions in just one night. We’ve had players go from building dirt huts to towering castles in a matter of hours – it’s like magic, but with blocks!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn how to tame wild wolves with just a wink and a smile, or ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombies. We’ve even had players discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds just by doing the chicken dance in front of a mysterious temple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a master builder, animal whisperer, and treasure hunter all in one night, then look no further! Join us and let the craziness begin!