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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9697 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9505 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.
So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?