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Squat City Minecraft Server

Asia, Asian squat, body mechanics, body posture, city, cross-legged squat, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural practices, eastern europe, flexibility, global customs, Minecraft, physical health, Server, sitting habits, sitting posture, sitting style, Slav squat, squat, squatting culture, squatting position, traditional customs, traditional sitting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8784	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

Airlines, airspace, ALERT, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomatic, egypt, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military drills, Minecraft, Precaution, regional tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, THURSDAY, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Votes:	319	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLODING IN UR FACE BUT IN A GOOD WAY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY, NO JOKE.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FULL OF MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES. AND IF YOU DARE TO ENTER THE NETHER, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A CHICKEN.

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MOUNTAIN MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHEESE MOUNTAIN.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS A MINECRAFT DAY.

RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun

activism, civil disobedience, Clashes, community response, community unity, counter-protesters, CounterProFun, demonstration, government response, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, public outcry, Public Safety, Rally, RiotCraftUK, Riots, social justice, solidarity, UK disorder, Unrest, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3252	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	431550

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more chaos than a protest in the UK! Thousands of players are rallying together after riots in the game, causing absolute mayhem and madness. We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!

SantasFarOutTrip

cheer, chimney, christmas, Distance, Farther.., Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Magic, Merry, north pole, Presents, reindeer, Santa Claus, SantasFarOutTrip, Sleigh, travel, Traveled, Winter

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even santa claus himself has been here. he like, traveled farther than you to get here, bro. imagine that, santa claus in minecraft, giving out diamond blocks instead of presents. you gotta join this server just to see if you can catch a glimpse of the big man in red. plus, rumor has it that the elves are actually creepers in disguise, so watch out for those sneaky little buggers. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get a present from santa himself. ho ho ho, let’s mine and craft, baby!

LonelyCraft: AI Detects Feelings

ai, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, communication analysis, data analysis, Detects, emotional well being, feelings, Loneliness, loneliness detection, loneliness in older adults, loneliness intervention, loneliness prevention, loneliness research, LonelyCraft, machine learning, mental health, older adults, research, social isolation, speech patterns., Technology, technology in healthcare

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well dis server got u covered! our AI technology can like, read ur speech patterns and tell if u lonely or not. we got ur back, especially if u an older player who just wants sum friends to play with. join us and let our fancy technology make u feel less lonely, cuz who needs real friends when u got AI, amirite? come join da fun and never feel lonely again in dis crazy minecraft world!

DickCraft Server: Career Advancement Guaranteed!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	69	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a unique advancement system – bring us some dicks and we’ll show you how to climb the career ladder in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dick Collector, who roams the lands in search of the most impressive dicks to add to his collection. Will you be the one to impress him and earn a spot in his Hall of Fame?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that collecting dicks could be so rewarding?

LimbusCraft SMP – General Shenanigans #1773

Cleanup Captain, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, Dimension Shredder, download links, Ego, Event Extractions, FAQs, Fell Bullet, general, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Mirror Dungeon, MultiCrack Office, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Shenanigans, Sinner info, smp, Target Extraction, Upcoming Events, Useful resources, W Corp, Wuthering

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Season 4 is here and we’re diving into the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll have to face off against evil reflections of yourself while trying to survive the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Upcoming Events include Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express, where you’ll have to solve a murder mystery while riding a speeding train through dangerous terrain. Can you crack the case before the train derails?

And don’t miss out on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where everyone has to wear ridiculous costumes while battling it out in PvP arenas. Who will emerge victorious in this fashion-forward fight to the death?

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the insane extractions happening right now. We’ve got MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust trying to shred dimensions and W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis taking on the notorious target extraction of [Gregor]. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us now! Just be prepared for spoilers from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, because we’re all about that crossover chaos. Download the game, follow us on Twitter, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the mirror maze, gamers!

NoCoworkerDemandsMC

apartment living, Communication Issues, coworker demands, financial struggles, friendship fallout, funeral plans, living paycheck to paycheck, manager involvement, mental health, moving out plans, NoCoworkerDemandsMC, rent increase, roommate conflicts, roommate drama, schedule changes, setting boundaries, shift switch, storage unit, verbal abuse, xray techs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of roommate drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many bathrooms as you want! No more sharing bathrooms with unreliable roommates who change their minds at the last minute.

On our server, you can set boundaries with your virtual neighbors and never have to worry about verbal abuse write-ups from managers. Plus, if someone asks you to change the schedule, you can simply say “no” without any consequences.

Join now and focus on your mental health by creating the perfect virtual living situation without any unexpected funeral interruptions. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free life on our Minecraft server!

HuhnSMP

armor, Demons, dragons, Economy, fate, Huhn.., HuhnSMP, iq, Journey, Lords, Lost Souls, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Rekindle, Scuffed Stuff, Survival, Towny, Undead Asylum

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Votes:	9998	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Huhn SMP begins in the gloom and despair of Undead Asylum with nothing but a broken set of armor. During your journey across Huhn, you are shot, stabbed, and crushed; you are burned, drowned, and digested; you fall off cliffs, are consumed by the Abyss, and are always at risk of going hollow. Death becomes more familiar than life. As you are given chance after chance, however, you slowly rise to greatness. You kill terrible demons, defeat mighty dragons, and duel ancient Lords. You gather lost souls and triumph before Fate, Lord of Scuffed Stuff, who bestows a single responsibility unto you: rekindle your IQ.

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Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft worlds thrive like my plant collection, but with less watering involved

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	823646	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
Rules	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
Discord Invite	https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?	No, all members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server.
Are griefers or hackers allowed on the server?	No, this is NOT an anarchy server so griefers or hackers are not allowed.
Is the community welcoming to new players?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members who share similar gaming interests.

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Enchantments Applied:	231	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – things can get pretty crazy around here!