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CaffeineCraft: Waste to Water

Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, clean water, eco-friendly, Effective removal, environmental impact, Environmental Science, food waste, green technology, innovative technology, painkillers, pharmaceuticals, pollution control, scientists, Sustainable development, sustainable solutions, Waste, waste management, waste recycling, Water, water cleaners, water pollution, water treatment

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Potions Brewed:	185	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we turn food waste into water cleaners, because why not? who needs caffeine and painkillers when you can have clean water in minecraft, amirite? our scientists are like wizards, but cooler. come join us and be part of the most insane water cleaning adventure in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena. what more could you possibly want in a minecraft server? come join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OppositionCraft Minecraft Server

activism, alternative media, Censorship, conspiracy theories, controlled opposition, deep state, Disinformation, government manipulation, independent journalism, information warfare, James Corbett, julian assange, Minecraft, OppositionCraft, political agendas, political dissent, Propaganda, Server, Surveillance, truth movement, truth seekers, Whistleblowers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test to see if you’re a true gamer or just a poser! Join us and uncover the truth about who’s really pulling the strings in the Minecraft world. And hey, if you support Julian Assange, you might just find yourself in a whole new level of gameplay. But beware, not everyone is who they seem…except for James Corbett, that guy is legit. So come on, join us and let the games begin!

AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Austin Theory, AustinSMPTheory, growth, Identity, introspection, mastermind, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-exploration, self-identity, self-journey, self-perception, self-realization, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

NoBedSharingAllowed

ah, bed situation, childish behavior, comfort, crying, December trip, decision, friend group, Friends, Group Discussion, group trip, NoBedSharingAllowed, prioritize, queen bed, refusing to share a bed, Rock Paper Scissors, roommates, travel, twin bed, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	360
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6526
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!