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MissileCraft Server: Iran’s Never-Ending Arsenal

Arsenal, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran missile programme, Iran president, Iran’s, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile programme, MissileCraft, Neverending, nuclear capabilities, nuclear weapons, president, regional tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons development.

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, just like iran’s missile programme, ya know? like, we never gonna give up on making this server the best ever! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like iran’s missiles blow stuff up! come join us and be part of the explosive fun! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! BOOM!

GlacialGoneWild

adaptation strategies, Central Asia, climate change, climate crisis, disappearing ice, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, glacial melt, glacial retreat, GlacialGoneWild, global warming, melting glaciers, natural disasters, Sustainable development, vulnerable ecosystems, water resources, water scarcity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that made glaciers disappear?? yea dat’s right, on our server the glaciers be melting faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe”. u gotta join us and help save central asia from becoming a giant water park, cuz let’s be real, nobody wants to swim in glacier water. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the last glacier is being kept safe by a group of polar bears in tuxedos. join now before it’s too late and all u see is water, water, and more water. #savetheglaciers #polarbearswithstyle

Toes in the Dirt

ancient practices, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness habits, cultural beliefs, Dirt, dirty feet, foot care, foot health, foot hygiene, foot washing, historical views, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene rituals, personal grooming, self-care, toe cleaning, toe hygiene, toe scrubbing, Toes, traditional beliefs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

Pixelated Politician PVP

abuse of power, Corruption, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal politicians, gender inequality, Government, India, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, pixelated, politician, Politics, PvP, Researcher, scandal, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds while they’re not looking! forget about those criminal politicians in india, here you can be the ruler of your own kingdom and protect your land from any wrongdoers. plus, our researchers have found that playing on our server actually decreases crime rates in the real world! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only crime is not having enough fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	281
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3667	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).