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CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

attractiveness standards, bling, Brains, CraftyMates, Earning Potential, emotional stability, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, fertility indicators, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, Human Behavior, intelligence, mate choice, MATE SELECTION, mate value, material support, Meet, partner preferences, physical attractiveness, relationship preferences, reproductive success, Stability

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	567	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Items Found:	3016	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

Vital Junior High School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Community-driven Biomes Caves Custom plugins Vanilla Helpful staff Cross-play Java Bedrock Devices Community Vibrant Gameplay SMP Experience Plugins Smooth Enjoyable Join us, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

VITAL SMP is a community driven slightly modded Survival WELCOME TO VITAL SMP! Features Include But Not Limited Too: * SMP Experience: Enjoy a new SMP experience with over 200+ new biomes and cave designs. * Community-Driven: We listen to the community and what they want to see in the server. * Custom Plugins: There are under 50 plugins to provide you a Vanilla like experience, but with a twist. * Helpful Staff: Our staff is here to ensure your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable. * Cross-Play: We support both Java, and Bedrock players on any device! If you are looking for a great community and a server with a lot to do, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our vibrant community! See you there!

IP Address: Java: apx2413121.apexmc.co Bedrock: apx2413121.apexmc.co:25565

apx2413121.apexmc.co

X-Button Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	2519
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8524
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Votes:	8155	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness