cronyist Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkyDrawn Network

Boxpvp, classic survival, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, free for all, Gaming, Minecraft, Practice, PvP, Server, SkyDrawn Network, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	55	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

The best server you will find! Survival custom, classic survival, BoxPvP, Practice, Free for all!

mc.skydrawn.net

Bootylicious Minecraft Server

Alluring, anatomy, attraction, body image, Bootylicious, Curiosity, desire, Double Standard, Exploration, female butthole, fetish, gender differences, gender stereotypes, Girls, Intimacy, male butthole, Minecraft, off-putting, Server, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the female buttholes are alluring! Join us for a butt-tastic adventure like no other. Our server is filled with magical creatures who have the most enchanting buttholes you’ve ever seen. Explore the land and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary Golden Butthole of Doom.

But beware, there are rumors of a male butthole army planning to invade our server. Only the bravest players can stop them and save our precious female buttholes. Will you rise to the challenge and protect the bootylicious beauty of our server?

So come on, join us and experience the butt madness for yourself. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so cheeky?

The mainstream media Minecraft SMP is only covering this to program you to…

agenda setting, agenda-driven news, biased reporting, covering, critical thinking, information control, Mainstream, mainstream media, Manipulation, Media, media agenda, Media bias, media control, media deception, Media influence, media influence on society, media manipulation, media narrative, Minecraft, news coverage, NYC crime, Program, programming, Propaganda, public perception, smp, to

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media? Do you want to escape the chaos of NYC and join a community where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got secret underground bases, llama races, and a conspiracy theory crafting table where you can uncover the truth behind the creepers’ true intentions. Join us and break free from the media’s control – plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

Our Precious Minecraft Server

2015, 2019, Fans, Insomniacs After School, male readers, Manga, Minecraft, My little monster, Our Precious Conversations, Precious, published, Robico, romance, series, Server, shojo, Smoking behind the supermarket, SOL, Thread, You and I are polar opposites, Yugami-kun has no friends

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crops Grown:	2150
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world as precious as the conversations in Robico’s manga! Dive into a shōjo-inspired paradise where male readers are welcomed with open arms (and cute outfits).

Embark on quests with your polar opposite, make friends with Yugami-kun (who may or may not have friends), and stay up all night building your dream world with your fellow insomniacs. And hey, if you need a break, you can always sneak behind the virtual supermarket for a quick smoke break (virtual cigarettes not included).

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, it’ll be a conversation you’ll never forget!

Relatable Minecraft SMP Characters

Characters, Connection, emotions, Empathy, feelings, fictional, fictional characters, genuine, Identity, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, Personality, relatable, Relate, Self Discovery, self reflection, Similarities, smp, storytelling, Traits, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have a laugh while doing it? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night, and the villagers are secretly plotting to take over the world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there!

Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or mobs that try to ruin your day. And let’s not forget about our legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a rain of TNT whenever you need to make a grand entrance.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Block City Minecraft Server

apus, Bipolar Depression, bipolar disorder, BLOCK, city, coping mechanisms, depressive episode, emotional health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood swings, Sadness, self-care, Server, Support, Therapy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3141	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you feeling down in the dumps like a sad sapling in a dark forest? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us and post some apus (whatever those are) to instantly boost your mood and bring some sunshine into your pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual community of blocky buddies to cheer you up? So come on, let’s turn those tears into laughter and build some epic structures together!

Ngl Rus Musicing Minecraft SMP

Good, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music composers, music creators, music enthusiasts, music industry professionals, music lovers, music performers, music producers, music skills, musical talent, Musicians, Musicing, ngl, rus, Russian musicians, smp, TALENTED

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	225	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6372	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Russian musicians who are so good at “musicing” that they can make creepers dance to their tunes. Join us for epic jam sessions in the Nether, where the piglins can’t help but bust a move to our sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that if you play your cards right, you might just score a duet with a ghast. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to rock out like never before!

CubicLife Network

Earth, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to CubicLife Network Currently we have 2 modalities Survival custom and Planet Earth Both modalities have: – Ítems custom – Teams – New enchantments – Custom Generation (survival) And much more!

cubiclife.mc-dns.com:25573

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

⭐ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ⭐

⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

⭐ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ⭐

MEGAP1.MCMCMC.RU

Block Party Minecraft Server

91274326, BLOCK, HASHTAG, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Star Shards Collected:	297	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	New Chunks Explored:	85509

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and even taming your very own dragon to fly around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!