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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Divine Spears Created:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	923

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server

adult content, ban porn, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, content moderation, controversial topics, Digital Ethics, ethical standards, explicit material, face, freedom of speech, internet culture, internet regulation, Minecraft, online content, Online platforms, online safety, post face, public opinion, Server, social media, social norms, User-generated content

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes – including posting your face instead of porn! That’s right, we’re flipping the script and bringing back good old-fashioned selfies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!

Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

appreciation, Blessing, celebration, Community, Connection, Day, encouragement, Generosity, gift, give, giver, goodwill, Gratitude, Kindness, love, Minecraft, Personal, positivity, sharing, smp, Special, special day, special occasion, Support, Thread, welcome

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	69
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some crazy shenanigans!

Join us and you’ll be blessed with special powers just by saying something in the chat. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask and you shall receive!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain their trust? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama world.

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun and join our server today. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

RISeWORLD Minecraft server

Auction, billiards, Clans, Explore, Fight, meteorites, Minecraft, Mini Games, Newbies, RiseWORLD, sapper, SNAKE, sudoku, Survival, Ultra Gadgets, Vip

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Runes Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	3044	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

⭐ Welcome to the RiseWORLD server! ⭐

Free VIP for all newbies!

Survival on version 1.21! ⚡

Clans! Auction! Ultra Gadgets! Meteorites?

Mini Games! Sudoku! Billiards! Snake! Sapper! Right in Minecraft!

Fight, survive, explore the world!

Carefully! Precipitation in the form of meteorites is possible! ☄

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Late Night Socials Minecraft Server

drinks, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, Hangout, Late, late night, late night activities, late night fun, late night gatherings, late night hangout, Minecraft, Music, new, night, nightlife, nightlife events, nightlife scene, Party, Server, socializing, socials

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mines Excavated:	3441	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server for some late-night socials that will make your pickaxe spin! Our community is so lively, you’ll forget that it’s actually 3am in real life.

We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where creepers are the DJ’s and zombies are the dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best blocky dance moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed!

So come join us for some late-night shenanigans and make memories that will have you laughing until the sun comes up (literally, because who needs sleep anyway?). See you in the virtual world, fellow night owls!

Wild Assault Minecraft SMP

assault, Competitive Gaming, favorite abilities, favorite character, favorite class, favorite map, favorite playstyle, Favorite weapons, First Person Shooter, Gaming Community, gaming strategy, gaming tactics, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Shooter, smp, team-based, video game, Wild, Wild ASSault, Wild Assault characters, Wild Assault classes, Wild Assault community, Wild Assault gameplay

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated battle with a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Don’t worry, our custom Wild Assault class will have you slaying those feathered fiends in no time. Choose from classes like the Llama Lord, who can summon an army of spitting llamas to do their bidding, or the Dolphin Diva, who can swim faster than a speeding bullet (or at least faster than a regular dolphin).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Duck can turn any block into a block of pure diamond, so start searching those ponds and lakes ASAP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie pigmen – they’re always up to no good.

Existence Minecraft Server

acceptance, coping, depression, emotional well being, emptiness, Existence, existential crisis, existentialism, introspection, Loneliness, meaninglessness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nihilism, philosophy, purpose, self reflection, self-care, Server, spirituality, Therapy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of wandering around in the void of life with no purpose? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the existential dread! Join us and embark on a journey filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your own virtual world and escape the mundane reality of existence.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine prancing around with majestic llamas in tutus, creating the most epic dance routines the Minecraft world has ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a clan of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the emptiness of existence, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama dance-off).

No. 16120221 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5099
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	747	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers wear top hats.

Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? That’s right, these chickens are not your average cluckers – they can build epic redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours – it’s a real hootenanny!

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash minecraft, challenge, family friendly, fortnite, fortnite noob, here’s johnny, Heres, I ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED THE EARTH… (Solar Smash), I Pretended to be a NOOB in Fortnite, jj and mikey, Johnny, johnny and marty, johnny fortnite, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft challenge, minecraft funny, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, no bad words, no cursing, no cussing, Server, skit, solar smash

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7833
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Here’s Johnny is a talented and passionate musician known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. With a unique blend of folk and indie rock influences, Here’s Johnny has captivated audiences with his emotional performances and relatable music. Based in Los Angeles, he continues to push boundaries and connect with listeners through his authentic storytelling and powerful melodies.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, banter, blocky, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	New Chunks Explored:	667517
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	67

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server where you can join a wacky cast of characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Dancing Deer.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura the Funky Fox, Shisui the Sassy Squirrel, and Tenma the Terrifying Tiger. And don’t forget about Pipkin the Prancing Panda, Kaneko the Kooky Koala, and Dizzy the Daring Dragon.

Join this server for epic adventures, hilarious antics, and maybe even a dance-off with Ember the Energetic Elf or a baking competition with Komachi the Crazy Cat. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure hidden by the mysterious Runie the Rambunctious Raccoon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!