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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2414 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
