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WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

BlockyBrisbane, bris milah, circumcision, controversial practice, health risks, herpes transmission, Jewish ritual, Jewish tradition, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral suction, religious practice, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

WTF Women Want Minecraft Server

Affection, comfort, Communication, Companionship, confusion, Connection, emotional needs, Emotional support, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, Reassurance, relationships, self worth, Server, Trust, Understanding, validation, Vulnerability, Women, WTF

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5650
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with confusing women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the perfect block castle! No drama, just pure blocky fun. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Join now and leave the real world behind!

SibStopParentingMeLOL

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, Frustration, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, parental neglect, parenting, parenting roles, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SibStopParentingMeLOL

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your suffocating family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be treated like the true VIP you are.

Tired of being the designated driver for your younger siblings? On our server, you can drive wherever you want, whenever you want, without anyone asking for a ride to school or to pick up their friends.

Sick of being called “dad” by your siblings? Join us and be called by your actual name, or even better, by a cool Minecraft username of your choice.

Say goodbye to being the default parent figure in your household and hello to a world where you can just focus on building, mining, and having a great time. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

DreamCraft: The Weirdest Adventures

Adventures, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, dream interpretation therapy, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream therapy techniques, DreamCraft, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual dream, vivid dream, weird dream, Weirdest

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Have you ever dreamed of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a land where chickens ride on the backs of cows, where villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles, and where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also find secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, and even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your weirdest dreams come true in Minecraft!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire negotiations, complete halt, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, diplomatic efforts., Gaza Strip, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, International intervention, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political negotiations, proposal response, regional stability, Server, united nations, Violence prevention, war in Gaza

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Potions Brewed:	199

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build houses out of CREEPER BOMBS and ride PIGS into battle against evil SKELETONS. We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access by doing the MACARENA dance in front of a CHICKEN.

Our server is so lit that even the CREEPERS are afraid to blow up because they know we’ll just respawn and come back stronger than ever. Plus, our admin is a WIZARD who can summon dragons to do our bidding and protect us from griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just watch out for those sneaky ENDERMEN, they’re always trying to steal our cookies.

NATOcraft: No Hungary Veto!

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, political alliances, regional stability, solidarity, Stoltenberg, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3137
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9178	Rune Stones Activated:	12

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even NATO is getting involved? well, guess what, hunny, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and pvp that will make you pee your pants!

and get this, our server is so epic that even Stoltenberg himself said Hungary won’t veto NATO assistance to Ukraine just to join us! like, how insane is that?!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it! #NATOsquad #minecraft4life #Stoltenbergapproved

PupperPixelPlayground

animal treats, canine vision, color blind dogs, color perception, dark green, dog diet, dog food, dog health, dog products, dog snacks, dog treats, funny, Greenies, pet care, pet humor, pet nutrition, pet supplies, pet treats, PupperPixelPlayground, yellow-brown

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	8780
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON SPEED? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CREEPERS ARE LIKE “DANG, THAT’S EXPLOSIVE!”

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!