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Mom vs GF: The Great Escape

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Escape, Etiquette, family, generational differences, Girlfriend, Great, intervention, Manners, misunderstandings, mom, Mother, relationships, resolution, Respect, siding, Support, Tension

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	171
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6124	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s backyard? Look no further! Join our server where demanding water without saying please can lead to epic battles between players and their virtual moms. Watch out for confrontational confrontations and learn valuable life lessons about communication skills while building your dream blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family feud!

MindBoggled Minecraft Server

befuddlement, bewilderment, complexity, confusion, conundrum, Dilemma, Enigma, head scratching, incomprehension, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MindBoggled, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, puzzle, quandary, Riddle, Server, uncertainty

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPeek-a-Boob

attraction, Body language, breasts, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, Gaze, impulse, male gaze, man’s thoughts, objectification, PixelPeekaBoob, public behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, sexual desire, social norms, societal expectations, STARING, subconscious, taboo, women’s bodies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated blocky chests in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can ogle at all the virtual chests you want without fear of judgment. Plus, rumor has it that if you stare long enough, diamonds might just pop out! So come on, join us and let your inner pervy miner run wild!

CreeperGangCraft

12-year-old girl, anti-Semitic, arrest, assault, CreeperGangCraft, crime, discrimination, French, hate crime, investigation, Justice, juvenile offenders, law enforcement, Minority, Minors, prejudice, rape, sexual violence, suspects, suspicion, victim support.

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

BlueLaserCraft

Apoptosis., blue laser, BlueLaserCraft, cancer apoptosis, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell Death, colorectal cancer, Experimental Study, in vitro study, in vivo study, laser therapy, light therapy, Medical research, novel therapy, novel treatment, photodynamic therapy, photosensitizer, Tumor Cells

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

buffoonery, buffoonish behavior, Clown, Crafty, disgraceful actions, disgraceful behavior, embarrassing situation, government incompetence, incompetent leaders, leadership disgrace, leadership failure, Minecraft, National disgrace, national embarrassment, national humiliation, national shame, political embarrassment, political ineptitude, political scandal, public humiliation, public shame, Server, shameful behavior, shameful display

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

JajaCraft Minecraft Server

casa zarigüeya, Craft, desuarchive, edición yapokattropellados, Edition, hábitos, habits, haha, hahaihatemyself, hate, ip address, JajaCraft, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posshousezarigüeyacraft, possumhouse, Server, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9936
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

all-time favorite, always rewatching, Beloved, beloved classic, BlockBinge, cherished film, cinematic gem, classic, comfort movie, endlessly enjoyable, endlessly rewatchable, eternal favorite, favorite movie, forever favorite, go-to film, Minecraft, movie night staple, never gets old, never-ending love, perennial favorite, Rewatchable, Server, Timeless

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	177	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and jaw-dropping builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to see what all the fuss is about.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, heart-pounding, pants-wetting Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your friends.

CreeperCustodian

awful job, CreeperCustodian, least desirable job, most abhorred job, most despised job, most detested job, most dreaded job, most hated job, most loathed job, most repugnant job, most reviled job, terrible job, worst career, worst employment, worst job, worst labor, worst occupation, worst position, worst profession, worst vocation, worst work

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!