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WifeAggroCraft

Asking for help, bedridden wife, Communication Issues, Emotional support, family dynamics, flexible hours, high risk pregnancy, household responsibilities, important meeting, overwhelmed husband, pregnancy complications, remote job, sole bread earner, Stress Management, taking care of house, taking care of toddler, taking care of wife, tight finances, WifeAggroCraft, work-life balance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9415	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your high-risk pregnancy wife who keeps frying TVs and causing short circuits? Join us for some stress-free mining and crafting fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.

Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!

MineRoast Minecraft Server

brutal insult, brutal remarks, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, derogatory remarks, disrespectful comments, emotional pain, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insults, Minecraft, MineRoast, offensive language, personal attacks, psychological harm, scathing insults, Server, severe criticism, soul-crushing words, verbal abuse, vicious put-downs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being insulted by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the insults are so brutal that they’ll make you question your entire existence! Join us if you want to experience the most savage roasts and comebacks in the Minecraft universe.

Our players are so skilled at trash talking that they once made a creeper cry with their insults. And if you think you can handle the heat, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the roast of a lifetime.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are so good at insulting each other that they could probably start their own comedy show? Join us now and prepare to have your feelings hurt in the most hilarious way possible!

PettyCraft: DislikingDaves

animosity, annoyance, Conflict, coworker, dislike, DislikingDaves, Drama, grudge, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, Irritation, MINOR, nitpicking, office, Personal, Petty, PettyCraft, silly, trivial, unfounded, Vendetta, work

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Have you ever wanted to escape the drama of office politics and instead engage in the ultimate battle for survival in a blocky world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind those annoying coworkers who always steal your stapler or microwave fish in the break room. Here, you can build your own empire, tame wild animals, and even ride pigs into battle against your enemies. Who needs water cooler gossip when you can have epic PvP battles and create the most ridiculous structures imaginable? Say goodbye to office drama and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your ability to mine, craft, and survive. Join us now and leave your petty coworker grudges behind!

HornedDinoCraft

ancient creatures, dinosaur bones, dinosaur classification, dinosaur discovery, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur excavation, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, discovery, Extinct, Fossils, horned dinosaur, HornedDinoCraft, new species, North America, northern U.S., Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, scientists

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	5367
Star Shards Collected:	195	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

yOu gUys, yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt sErVeR, cUz wE gOt sCiEnTiStS rEvEaLiNg a NeW sPeCiEs oF hOrNeD dInOsAuR tHaT rOaMeD nOrThErN u.S. bUt wAiT, tHeRe’S mOrE! tHeSe dInOsAuRs aRe aCtUaLlY pArT oF oUr mInEcRaFt wOrLd aNd yOu cAn rIdE tHeM aNd bAtTlE oThEr pLaYeRs wItH tHeM! aNd iF yOu dOn’T jOiN, tHeSe dInOsAuRs wIlL cOmE tO yOuR hOuSe aNd eAt aLl yOuR dIaMoNdS! sO jOiN nOw aNd sAvE yOuRsElF fRoM dInOsAuR dEsTrUcTiOn!

RoundaboutRodeo

CAR, cop, Driving, driving regulations, law enforcement, Legal, road rules, road safety, Roundabout, roundabout rules, RoundaboutRodeo, rules of the road, ticket, traffic control, traffic enforcement, traffic fines, traffic laws, traffic stop, traffic violation, Transportation, Vehicle

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Alien Abductions:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can circle roundabouts for HOURS without gettin pulled over by da minecraft police! our server is so insane, u can even build ur own roundabout kingdom and rule over all da circlin cars! plus, if u get bored of roundabouts, u can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are tryna take over da server! come join us for da most ridiculous and fun minecraft experience of ur life!

NeuroImagingChaos – Uncover the Truth!

Accurate, brain imaging, brain scans, Challenges, Cognitive science, complexities, Debunk, diana, imaging artifacts, mit, mri, neural activity, neuroimaging techniques, NeuroImagingChaos, neuroscience, research, researchers, scientific methods, Signals, study, study findings, Truth, Uncover

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451

come join our epic minecraft server where we debunk all the boring stuff like DIANA and MRI methods! we don’t need neural activity when we have blocks to mine and creepers to fight! our researchers say signals detected were just herobrine messing with us, not some fancy neural activity. come see the complexities and challenges of building a giant castle while dodging lava and zombies. forget about boring studies, join our server and let’s have some blocky fun!

Tectonia Network

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Customization, Experience, Features, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Global, International, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, Players, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Unique, worlds

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25

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💥BrawlFast⭐1.16.5⚒️Events🎮Brawl Stars👑Minecraft🔫 Minecraft server

1.16.5, brawl stars, BrawlFast, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Minecraft, Pirate, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	173
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

The owner of the server “BrawlFast1.16.5EventsBrawl StarsMinecraft” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.brawlfast.ru

Verda SMP: Serving up Vanilla Goodness with a side of Whitelisted Fun in 1.20!

Castle, city, classical builds, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Environment, FANTASY, foundation, friendliness, Fun, goodness, imagination, Medieval, mod-free, pioneer, Pioneers, serving, Side, smp, Story, Vanilla, Verda, Village, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ores Mined:	7068
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crops Grown:	8738
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Verda SMP!

Join us on Verda SMP, a brand new vanilla Minecraft server running on version 1.20 for Java. Immerse yourself in a pure Minecraft experience, community driven and friendly environment.

Why Choose Verda SMP?

Features	Description
Fresh Start	The server has just started, giving you the chance to be among the first pioneers to shape the world.
Medieval, Fantasy, and Classical Builds	Community loves to build in styles that transport you back in time, allowing for grand castle, mystical forest village, or bustling ancient city creations.
Pure Vanilla Experience	No mods required, just good old-fashioned fun and creativity.
Tight-Knit Community	Friendly and collaborative environment with opportunities to make new friends and build connections.

How to Join

Join us on discord and we will add you to the whitelist: https://discord.gg/ejADZwAa

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Verda SMP?	Join our discord server and we will add you to the whitelist for the server.
Is Verda SMP a modded server?	No, Verda SMP is a pure vanilla Minecraft server without any mods.
What kind of builds are popular on Verda SMP?	Players on Verda SMP enjoy building in medieval, fantasy, and classical styles.
Can I collaborate with other players on Verda SMP?	Yes, Verda SMP has a tight-knit community that encourages collaboration and friendship.

Girlfriend Approved Minecraft Server

APPROVED, Companionship, compatibility, DATING, Friends, friendship, getting to know, Girlfriend, introducing, long term relationship, love, meeting friends, Minecraft, partner, peer group, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, social circle, socializing, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a girlfriend to show off to your friends? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find your virtual soulmate and introduce her to all your blocky buddies! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated partner to mine diamonds with?

Join our server for the chance to go on virtual dates, build a pixelated love nest, and even have a Minecraft wedding! Forget about real-life drama and relationship problems, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your virtual love story! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft baby together (yes, that’s a thing on our server). Love is in the air…or maybe it’s just the scent of freshly mined ores.