critikal reacts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTimeTravelers

advice, aspirations, CraftyTimeTravelers, Curiosity, dreams, future self, goals, hindsight, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, motivation, personal growth, question.., Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Star Shards Collected:	177	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2875	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even causing any trouble (for now).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through obstacle courses while dodging fireballs and TNT cannons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights that will make even Notch jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Your future self will thank you for it!

CholinergicCraft

brain disorders, brain function, cholinergic deficiency, CholinergicCraft, cholinesterase inhibitors, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dopamine levels, hallucination causes, hallucination management, medical advancements, Medical research, mental health, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurological symptoms, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, treatment options, Visual hallucinations

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can experience visual hallucinations just like in Parkinson’s disease!! but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun cuz it’s linked to cholinergic deficiency in da game! u can see things dat aren’t really there and have a wild time exploring da virtual world. trust me, it’s a trip u won’t wanna miss out on! so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some mind-bending adventures on dis server like no other. join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCart Minecraft Server

administrators, Adventures, Buildings, Community, Development, Economy, emotions, Friendly, Griefing, Items, Moderation, Players, roll back, Structures, Survival, unforgettable, unmoderated, Vanilla, Vanilla pleasure, voice chat

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	73	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

We are Vanilla Survival with kind and helpful players of our server!

Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!

In our vanilla world of MineCart, unforgettable adventures and emotions await you! Join our friendly community, where together we build structures, develop the economy and go on exciting adventures!

Thanks to the internal voice chat, you will be able to communicate with Friends/Players in real time, sharing unforgettable impressions. There is no place for bad moderation on our server, only pure vanilla pleasure, which will make your adventures in the world of MineCart truly unforgettable!

If you are griefed, the Administrators will immediately respond to you and roll back all the actions of the offender, and your items and buildings will be returned!

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4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanPillCraft, Anonymity, Blackpilled, controversial opinions, cyber culture, dark humor, Despair, digital subcultures, disillusionment, edgelord, internet anonymity, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, nihilism, Online Community, online forums, pessimism, Poster, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of being a normie on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the most blackpilled poster on 4chan! Join us for a wild ride of memes, trolling, and chaos as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, budget deficit, Business, DJT47, DJT47s, Donald J Trump, Economy, Financial implications, Global markets, government spending, Investments, job market, Minecraft, national debt, Party, policy decisions, president, reelected, Server, stock market, TAXES, trade deals, united states, wall street

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	111	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!

With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!

So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

agent, aita, bills, CraftyParent, equity, Fight, free, gift, Granddaughter, Help, Housing, Mortgage, opportunity, Property, property taxes, Rent, retirement account, School, Son, Struggling, taking back offer, Townhouse, YARD

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9437	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Farms Harvested:	483

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

AlienSyncCraft

advanced civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, AlienSyncCraft, Alternate Realities, Communication, cosmic mysteries, extraterrestrial life, frequencies, intergalactic travel, interstellar communication, outer space, parallel universes, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, Technology, time dilation, time perception, unknown beings

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!

Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

1.20.1, Bloodshed, borderlands, chance, custom origins, Discord, Fun, Griefing, java, killing, Lots, Minecraft, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, peace and love, Performance, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Shenanigans, slight, Smelly, smp, stealing, Stinky SMP, Whiffy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9774	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Mod	Origins mod with 61 custom origins

FAQs:

1. Can I appeal punishments?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.

2. Is the server reset often?

No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.

4. How is player vs player interaction handled?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.

5. How many custom origins are available?

There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.

6. Where can I find more information about the server?

Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

SquidInk Minecraft Server

Anime, Community, COSPLAY, cute, FANART, Fandom, fellow, Gaming, hello, ink, inkcels, Inkling, inktober, inkv/a/de, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, splatoon, squid girl, SquidInk, tentacles

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Emeralds Found:	8101
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3354	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Ahoy there, landlubbers and ink-squirters! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas! Join us on our server, where you can unleash your inner squid girl and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!

But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!