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CraftyAirForceFun

Air Force, aircraft, argentina, arms deal, CraftyAirForceFun, Defense, France, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, negotiations, political agreement, Super Etendard, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where Argentina and France are like, talking about transferring Super Etendard aircraft to Ukraine. like, what even is that? u gotta come see this craziness for yourself, it’s like a whole new level of wackiness. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total party up in here. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is off the chain!

SpeedyTempCraft

Air flow, Air temperature, Atmospheric science, climate change, convection, energy transfer, Environmental Science, Heat exchange, heat transfer, kinetic energy, meteorology, movement, PHYSICS., SPEED, SpeedyTempCraft, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, thermal conductivity, thermal dynamics, Thermal equilibrium, weather

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE THE AIR IS LIKE A CONFUSED PUPPER! RUN FAST AND FEEL THE WARMTH, SLOW DOWN AND FREEZE YOUR TUSHY OFF! IT’S LIKE A WEATHER SYSTEM ON CRACK, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WHO NEEDS CONSISTENCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CHAOS, RIGHT? PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO COLLECT CARROTS WHILE RIDING A PIG! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A PIG! SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Kid Magnet Craft

Craft, Kid, magnet

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Emeralds Found:	3818	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, if you wanna be a chick magnet in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! cuz, like, studies show that women think guys are hotter when they’re all nice to kids, ya know? so, like, if you wanna impress the ladies and be the ultimate babe magnet, come join our server where you can show off your caring side by building epic playgrounds and teaching the little minecraft villagers how to farm and stuff. trust me, dude, you’ll be drowning in dates in no time! plus, rumor has it that the more kids you interact with on the server, the better your chances of finding hidden treasure and unlocking secret levels. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate babe magnet in minecraft!

MoonshineMC

Adventure, Community, Craft, Economy, Empires, Forge, friendly competition, Fun, grinding economy, Jobs, Markets, player-driven shops, Playerbase, progress, PvP, Staff, Survival, TEAM, TOWN, Towny, Townysurvival, Trade, Trade routes, Wars, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	9555
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Crave a Sip of Adventure? Welcome to MoonshineMC!

MoonshineMC is a towny server where you can forge your own path! Build a thriving town, team up with friends to create empires, or explore the wilderness the choice is yours!

Here’s a taste of what MoonshineMC offers:

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Ready to take a swig of fun?

Join MoonshineMC today! play.moonshinemc.xyz

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Get ready to prosper in a world of chaos and hilarity – no whitelist, just laughter and mayhem! Join our vanilla shenanigans now!

anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, dedicated players, discord server, games, Griefers, hackers, Hilarity, ideals, interests, Join, Laughter, Mature, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Ready, respectful, rules, shared interest, Shenanigans, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	801474	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a thriving community that has stuck together for the past few years with a shared interest in Minecraft and other games.
Community	Active Discord server promoting playing various games with community members.
Rules	Respectful behavior is a must. No hackers or griefers allowed.
Join Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?

A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any major build projects on the server?

A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is friendly and mature, with a focus on building a strong community of dedicated players.

Q: What kind of behavior is not tolerated on the server?

A: Disrespectful behavior, hacking, and griefing are not allowed.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, Budget, comparison, cost, cuisine, culture, Dining, dining out, expensive, Food, Gourmet, indulgence, International, luxury, Meal, Minecraft, norway, pizza, Pizzacraft, price, Restaurant, Server, Value

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Tired of paying ridiculous prices for pizza in Norway? Come join our Minecraft server where pizza is not only free, but it rains down from the sky in a never-ending shower of cheesy goodness! Our server is so magical, even the creepers can’t resist taking a bite out of our delicious pixelated pies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret pizza dungeon hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted the power to summon an army of pizza-loving pandas to do your bidding. So why waste your money on overpriced pizza when you can join us and feast like a king for free? See you in the pizza paradise!

GuerillaCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodline, chances, contract, Future, Guerilla Tactics, GuerillaCraft, Hikuleo, JADO, jump ship, Minecraft, miss, negotiations, Pay, professional wrestling, RIGHTS, Server, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Tactics, tag team, tfw, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	135
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	117011
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive guerilla tactics and WWE drama!

Picture this: Hikuleo and Jado, two wrestling superstars, decide to leave their old server and join our bloodline. WWE is so impressed by their move that they decide to pay for the rights to our server! That’s right, you could be playing on a server endorsed by the wrestling giants themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs into battle, you never know what will happen next. So why wait? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

DoublePrice Minecraft Server

Apology, artisan, assholetax, Axes, Behavior, blacksmith, Crafting, Craftsmanship, double price, DoublePrice, FatShaming, Fine, haggling, Handmade, knives, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, Offense, original asking price, Pricing, SELLING, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mines Excavated:	2843	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoCatNoGrubMC

Cats, delulu, dinner etiquette, dinner party, Friends, friendship, high school mean girl, hot girl books, hot girl walks, IG stories, Le Creuset cookware, NoCatNoGrubMC, not inviting, one-on-one time, pet allergies, Pets, pineapple on pizza, raisins in cookies, social gatherings, social media, trust issues

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ores Mined:	4085	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of cat companionship while cooking? Look no further! Our server is so cat-friendly, even your feline friends will have their own stools to sit on while watching you craft your culinary masterpieces. And don’t worry, we have a strict no-counter policy for our cats – they know better than to get near the food!

But beware of “friends” like Rose who might judge you for your cat-loving ways. We don’t tolerate any puke face emojis or judgmental comments about our furry companions here. And if you’re worried about inviting Rose to our server, don’t be! We don’t let anyone with a “no cats in the house” policy join our epic Minecraft adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only high school mean girl vibes you’ll find are from players like Rose who just can’t handle our cat-loving, Le Creuset-cooking, fun-having community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our virtual world.

DateCraft Minecraft Server

30 year old, bad looks, building connections, Companionship, Confidence, DateCraft, DATING, dating advice, Emotional support, finding love, improving appearance, lonely, love, Minecraft, overcoming loneliness, personal growth, relationship, seeking partnership, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6637	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you a lonely 30-year-old with bad looks who’s tired of being single? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies. Who needs Tinder when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle with your new boo? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their loot. Will you be the one to finally put their spirit to rest? Join now and let the adventure begin!