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NephewVsMan Minecraft Server

aita, Cheating, custody arrangement, discipline, Divorce, Evidence, family drama, graduation party, house rules, Interference, man, Minecraft, motivation, nephew, NephewVsMan, new boyfriend, police involvement, racism accusations, Server, sister, Slander, Support

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister and her questionable choices in men.

Witness the epic showdown between me, the grill master, and the self-proclaimed “man of the house” Jimmy, who thinks he can dictate who gets to eat first at a BBQ. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well for Jimmy.

Experience the thrill of family feuds and custody battles as we support Mark in his quest for justice against my sister and her new boyfriend. Who needs reality TV when you can watch all this unfold in our Minecraft world?

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of drama and chaos that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you there!

MaternityMadnessMC

ASK, Boundaries, carpool, Commute, decision, Driving, Favor, Friend, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Job, maternity leave, MaternityMadnessMC, newborn, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Do you want to make bank in the virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and start your own diamond mining operation! We have secret caves filled with diamonds just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in the game. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual diamond tycoon?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable mob in the game: the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and breeds these majestic creatures will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly in survival mode? Wish granted. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly puppies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to virtual riches and ultimate power. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, financial decision-making, financial empowerment, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, financial windfall, financial windfall planning, investment opportunities, long-term financial planning., money management, money mindset, sudden prosperity, sudden wealth, unexpected riches, wealth acquisition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	656	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Emeralds Found:	369	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

If you suddenly came into a significant amount of money, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within our virtual world is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So why waste your newfound riches on boring stuff like cars and houses when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our wacky and whimsical server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BearCrash Minecraft Server

accident, animal, B.C. park, BearCrash, Canada, conservation, crashes, Cubs, Endangered species, environmental impact, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, Mother, Nakoda, Offspring, rare, Server, Tragedy, tragic event, white grizzly bear, wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Love Letters Sent:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

Accountability, banana giant, bananacraft, civil case, colombian, compensation, court ruling, death, death squads, families, financial settlement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, multinational corporation, Paying, south america, SQUADS, Tragedy, US, Victims, violence, wrongful death

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Emeralds Found:	2973

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

blood spatter, cover up, crime scenes, criminal, dark passenger, Dexter, Dexter Morgan, Dexters, Dna, DNAFree, Evidence, Focused, Forensic, hair, Haven, investigation, meticulous, Miami Metro, serial killer, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, Vigilante

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6286	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

Dermatology, disorders, epidermolytic ichthyosis, Gene therapy, GeneSkinCraft, genetic disorders, genetic medicine, genetic therapy, healthy skin transplantation, ichthyosis with confetti, Innovative treatments, Japanese researchers, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, rare, rare diseases, rare skin conditions, skin care, skin disorders, skin health, skin regeneration, skin transplants, skin treatments, Treat

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1764	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

accurateBlockPlacement, antiCheatsDisabled, carefulBreak, carpet rules, commandPlayer, ctrlqCraftingFix, decorators, defaultLoggers, dragonEggBedrockBreaking, flippinCactus, fogOff, Grinders, lagFreeSpawning, Main, missingTools, Mode, MoistCraft, progress updates, renewableSand, Slides, smp, stackableShulkerBoxes, Transportation, updateSuppressionCrashFix, Water, Whitelist, xpNoCooldown

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	8750
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	3

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!