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Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	4820	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	113	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Items Found:	3819	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Emeralds Found:	1466

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crops Grown:	1905
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!